/\ claims to be related to Lavar ball
PAY NO MORE.
Be there or be square.
^^^^ Only active member of the Lavar Burton fan club. Currently serving as President, Vice President, Secretary, Immediate Past President, General Board Member, and Chairperson of the Reading Rainbow Subforum.
^^^Still proudly wears his Spandau Ballet concert t-shirt.
So big his Spandau Ballet tu-tu is a six-six.
“Twitter is the spit on the sidewalk of life.” ~~numb
"I like rainbows and bunnies." ~~Frank
^^^Was so tickled that he was asked to lunch with Media Boy and my cousin Lavar.
Flat Out Magazine
^^^ gets paid extra to tickle during "routine exams"
^^^ Has had 38 "routine exams" already this year
^^^ pays extra for "poutine exams."
Racing ain't much, but workin's nothing. Richard Tharp
Lying was a no-brainer for me. Robin Miller
"I thought they booed [Danica] because she was being a complete jerk, but then they applauded for A.J. Foyt. Now I'm just confused."
The real world sucks. Ed McCullough
^^^ Doesn't think two threads is enough to cover all that is Mr. LaVar Ball.
<<< knows that two comforters isn't enough to cover all of Mr Frank Capua.
^^^ Court-ordered to refer to Frank as "Mr Frank Capua" and to keep at least 1000 yards from his home at all times.
BRAWNDO - THE THIRST MUTILATOR...IT'S GOT WHAT PLANTS CRAVE!
^^^ Court Order Restitution & Guidelines require that media boy in open forum announce that he, media boy did at one time in his life "rock the mullet".
/\ Announce in public that he took my yard signs.
^^^ replaced his yard signs with John Waters' Pink Flamingos playing on a loop.
Stands at self-service checkouts yelling at the top of his lungs,
"HEY! CAN I GET SOME SERVICE HERE?"
^^^ always trying to get serviced
Just look at him. No wonder he never gets serviced. Even in French Lick.
^^^ After Numb's first visit to French Lick he tried to sue the Mayor for false advertising. Was heard saying as he was carried out of town on a rail; "Dammit words have meaning!"
Doesn't know how to use the 'Dammit' comma.
^^^ Doesn't know the difference between apostrophes and quotes.
^^^ Easy to trip into Spike mode.
^^^ Confuses "Beast Mode" with "Yeast Mode"
^^^ Won't let go when he's in Ren mode.
^^^ Has been wearing the same pair of socks since June 17, 1992.
^^^Still a member of the Depeche Mode fan club.
^^^ Still sports the Flock of Seagulls do.
^^^ started the unsuccessful charity Race for The Cure and Duran Duran.