“Twitter is the spit on the sidewalk of life.”
"Speak your mind and the mindless will twist it into what you never said. "
“I tried everything. We played four white guys and an Egyptian."
PB - P**s Break (can I say that on here?)
edit: apparently not
I have a bone to pick with OMSG... Being an Old Phart means never having to bother with saying you're sorry.
As close as I come to saying I'm sorry is OMTOSUOM: Oh My... That One Snuck Up On Me.
"Ride the Barrel and get pitted... So Pitted."