“Twitter is the spit on the sidewalk of life.”
"The devil was in the house and came out from my mouth."
“The front wing is rippled with foils that look like a stack of perfectly-crafted Pringles. "
PB - P**s Break (can I say that on here?)
edit: apparently not
I have a bone to pick with OMSG... Being an Old Phart means never having to bother with saying you're sorry.
As close as I come to saying I'm sorry is OMTOSUOM: Oh My... That One Snuck Up On Me.
"Ride the Barrel and get pitted... So Pitted."