“Twitter is the spit on the sidewalk of life.”
"...is beautiful in a Mrs. Doubtfire kind of way...looks like every P.E. teacher I ever had."~~D.L. Hughley
“The front wing is rippled with foils that look like a stack of perfectly-crafted Pringles. "
PB - P**s Break (can I say that on here?)
edit: apparently not
I have a bone to pick with OMSG... Being an Old Phart means never having to bother with saying you're sorry.
As close as I come to saying I'm sorry is OMTOSUOM: Oh My... That One Snuck Up On Me.
"Ride the Barrel and get pitted... So Pitted."