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    Why would they show a picture of his face instead of what's left of his foot.

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    I guess that is why The National Enquirer wears the big pants.

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    Speaking of pants, an actual headline I just read:

    Yoga pants may be key source of sea pollution
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    Sometimes you get an unfortunate Headline/Photo mash-up...



    Other times you are just thankful the picture they picked was the one they went with...




    But others when the headline and picture are a perfect match...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ren Butler View Post
    Speaking of pants, an actual headline I just read:

    Yoga pants may be key source of sea pollution
    They probably meant see pollution.
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    it depends...


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    The one I remember working at The Chicago Daily News.
    "Young Woman Raped."
    Next to that story: "He Does It The Hardway, On A Flagpole."

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    At least the headline wasn't "Oregon Man High On Meth Allegedly Beats Off 15 Cops While Masturbating"...

    I still have a photo from Dallas Morning News from years ago with the mayor surrounded by a number of smiling Dallas high society ladies........headlined with "Mayor's Ball Tasting"
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    http://fox59.com/2017/03/19/police-i...mcdonalds/amp/

    Daughter assaults mother with cheeseburger at local McDonalds...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Frank Capua View Post
    it depends...

    It is very,very, very important to remember, I can't stress this enough one size does not fit all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mikesorg View Post
    http://fox59.com/2017/03/19/police-i...mcdonalds/amp/

    Daughter assaults mother with cheeseburger at local McDonalds...

    She's in a real pickle...




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    Quote Originally Posted by XR1000 View Post
    It is very,very, very important to remember, I can't stress this enough one size does not fit all.
    I see your point...


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    Thank you Frank. I will now poke myself in the eyes with a pencil.

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    Hey... I held back there were worse that my computer refused to copy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frank Capua View Post
    Hey... I held back there were worse that my computer refused to copy.
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    Bullsheep you posted that with glee.

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    Quote Originally Posted by XR1000 View Post
    Bullsheep you posted that with glee.
    I had to borrow Numb's laptop but here you go...


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    Back on topic, an actual headline I just saw:

    The rise of the hipster bird-watcher

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