Gave his vowels to Vanna White.
Flat Out Magazine
He knows how to find that perfect fitting pair of pants so you can't tell he's wearing depends.
Celebrates New Years by stuffing potatoes into exhaust pipes of police cruisers.
Potato Lives Matter
There's a joke there but I am too busy to respond.
Patrick, who was vacationing in the Bahamas couldn't seem to make it with any of the girls. So he asked the local lifeguard for some advice.
"Mate, it's obvious," says the lifeguard, "you're wearing them old baggy swimming trunks that make ya look like an old geezer. They're years outta style. Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos - about two sizes too small - and drop a fist-sized potato down inside 'em. I'm tellin' ya man... you'll have all the babes ya want!"
The following weekend, Patrick hits the beach with his spanking new tight Speedos, and his fist-sized potato. Everybody on the beach was disgusted as he walked by, covering their faces, turning away, laughing, looking sick!
So he went back to the lifeguard again and asked him, "What's wrong now?" "Damn, Mate!" said the lifeguard, "The potato goes in front!!"
Lipsyncs in the shower to Mariah Carey.
Unlike Mopars, he is not a cat person.
One thing I like about Kev -
Anytime I have extra Indy 500 Tickets that I can't even give away, I can count on him to buy them at Face Value!
Never Push A Loyal Person To The Point Where They No Longer Give A Damn
I almost lobbied for him to take Nikki Haley's place as governor.
Kev has offered to be Governer Haley's bodyguard, turning down the job offer to in another NCIS spin-off.
Does Special Agent Ziva get an occasional cameo appearance?
THERE IS NO REASON TO LOOK FOR HIM
Apparently worthy of 4 pages of nice things said without the entire thread getting locked.
No need. The characters were likeable enough but I didn't go nuts over the show.
I never told the wife about the Ziva crush. She need not know everything and maybe she would have stopped watching the silly show if she did know
I always thought Castle was a terrible cop show but I have no problem sitting thru an episode of that either
Don't nobody tell him about DiNozzo.
"Ride the Barrel and get pitted... So Pitted."
He has a healthy pre-bedtime routine
I have to ask... What were you looking for when you stumble upon that gem?!?
There is a global street art thingy that crops up on my facebook page.
Most of it is really cool.
Some of it, not so much.