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    Crazy Story (written by TFers)

    Help write the story by adding to the post before yours. Here are the rules:

    1)Maximum of 5 words
    2)It needs to be gramatically connected to the post before it, use periods and commas when appropriate
    3)Turn off your signature if you have one
    4)Don't get too nasty
    5)No posting twice in a row to fit in more words
    6)Have fun with funny nonsensical writing!

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    All was quiet at Indianapolis ...

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    until Mario went flying...
    One driver's "fuel strategy" is another driver's "speed up or we will park you!"

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    overhead in an flying saucer ...

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    Presented by Bridgestone
    Delta Force Theme... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQUeQOIlcDM You're Welcome

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    but not powered by Ford!

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    It was truly a sight...

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    as Mario zoomed past the ...

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    giant Robin Miller billboard...

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    crew chief Clark Griswold said

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    "I saw a foam board!"

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    And the latrine officer said,

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    "Mario Sucks, AJ's a driver"

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    Mario came down to earth
    SENÓR MODERATOR......

    "Better To Be Judged By Twelve Than Carried By Six"
    " Only Those Who Will Risk Going Too Far....Can Possibly Find Out How Far One Can Go "...T.S. Elliot....

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    My name Tony Kanaan

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    You wrecked my race car

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    Prepare to die

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    and you are not a skydiver!

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    [no double/triple posts, and turn off the sigs so we can read the story from top to bottom]

    Meanwhile, Scheckter commandeered the saucer, ...

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    from Cheever, the flosser

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    (under the influence of Chaucer)

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    What happened to Mario?

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    He whined and whined
    Last edited by richie; 08-01-2003 at 01:19 PM.

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    all the way home

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    Meanwhile, BlueStang kissed Helio's sister...

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    next day, discovered a blister

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    on his little finger...

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    that swelled as big as

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    Tony Kanaan's nose, until...

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    ...he stepped on rancid...

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    Rachel's potato chips!
    Have a very blessed day!

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