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    Quote Originally Posted by FishBurger
    DannyB has seen more sprint car races than most anyone on this board, and like racefan20, has yet to buy a ticket or pitpass.
    FishBurger is banned for life from the bowling alley. Sheesh, ya bowl ONE GAME overhand....
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    Sea Fury is the reason for all of the Seahawks' injuries this year, especially Matt Hasselbeck and Deion Branch.

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    Forza really wanted to be Fiveza but he coldn't make the grade.

    He used to be Threeza ... but someone told him that was a crowd so he moved on.
    Last edited by 45 Below; 10-20-2008 at 05:03 AM.

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    45 below runs a brothel with a buffet in New Zealand.

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    430 runs a brothel with a buffet in Sun City, AZ.
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    DannyB finds the fried chicken at the buffet of the Sun City location to be hit-and-miss, but enjoys the peach cobbler (served on Sundays, starting at 11 a.m.) very much.

    To his credit, he has yet to give the brothel part a try.
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    lou reed finds sports too exhilarating, so he sticks with his knitting.
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    rev-ed has been known to make girls go do do-do do-do doty-do do do-do doty-do do.....
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    comfortably numb has been known to just make girls go. Away. Sometimes screaming.

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    skypigeon is angling to make this Madonna chick the next Mrs. skypigeon.

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    DannyB is really a material girl.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skypigeon
    comfortably numb has been known to just make girls go. Away. Sometimes screaming.
    That is entirely true.

    Ann Dretti puts ketchup on his ice cream.

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    CN likes fries with his.

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    45 below melts his in a microwave...and salts it!!!!
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    Jamski puts gravy and cheese curds on his fries. Because he is, in fact, Canadian.
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    And BR142 ought to know, because he's Quebecois.

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    Jamski sneaks an extra syllable into his haikus.

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    cnumb can't get the Ned Beatty scene from Deliverance out of his head and is taking banjo lessons.
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    FishBurger was already playing banjo at the age of 3. The only TV show he was allowed to watch as a kid was Hee Haw. (Oh, wait, the math doesn't work out if you were born in 1939).

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    430 flunked math, but has a Nobel Prize in history.

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    rev-ed was kept home on October 31 each year because he could not stop saying, "Treat or trick."

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    comfortably numb is well known on the novella message boards as the heart throb "comodamente entorpecer".

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    Taxpayer prepared Helio's taxes last year.

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    430 lost his leg climbing up the topsails.

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    ^^^ intends to vote for Martin van Buren in two weeks
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    KevMcNJ is the illegitimate great great great grandson of Martin Van Buren.

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    Speaking of "illegitimate" offspring, Ann Dretti bears an uncanny and disturbing resemblance to Chester A. Arthur.......dontcha think????

    www.paulsilhan.com/pres1.htm

    I'm just sayin'

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    Fishburger would know this, having met Mr. Arthur many times.

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    Fishburger looks like Bea Arthur
    After years of fighting and a split, guess what, we are all IndyCar

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    Vasserfan dated Bea Arthur after her "prime".

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