^^^ Does the same with his glass eye.
^^^ Does the same with his glass eye.
^^^^^^^^^Loves Vegemite......can't get enough of the stuff. Has a Vegemite pusher in Australia send him cases of the stuff in boxes marked "kangaroo food".
Marv Fish
^^^^Suffers from veggiemites.
"The number of threads by one poster in the OT is getting a little out of hand, IMHO. "
"In the land of freedom we are held hostage by the tyranny of political correctness...If we speak..we say it the wrong way; if we do not speak we are cowards…."
^^^^^^^is the motorcycle rider in that "Sir, have you been drinking tonight?" DOT spot.
Actual footage from the arrest scene, BTW.
^^^^^
Tried to kill a man in Reno just to watch him die but forgot to put bullets in his gun.
BRAWNDO - THE THIRST MUTILATOR...IT'S GOT WHAT PLANTS CRAVE!
^^^^ real name is Sue.
^^^^^^
Plays the banjo with his toes.
^^^^^^^^^Played the banjo in Deliverance and later became good friends with Ned Beatty.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Is still chasing Rosanne Cash........tryin' to cure the seven year ache...............
^^^^^^
Makes his own bread...in his pants.
^^^ makes his own condiments...........uh, I'll stop there. Sorry.
^^^ Thinks people live in CONDOments.
^^^^^^^
Invented toilet paper.
claims the IRL draws a 5.0 share on Versus...
^^^ dresses as Colonel Sanders for Halloween every year. Let's kids lick his fingers during trick or treat.
^ Was the Colonel's first wife.
"...and there's an Andretti slowing in the backstretch."...northwest Ohio, proud home to two IMS winners now, #1 Harroun and #90 Hornish, Jr.
^^^ His earwax is one of the secret ingredients.
^^^Found his thrill on Blueberry Hill.
http://www.hoseheads.com/dannyb.html
Wanna know what's wrong with NASCAR? They've gone from Junior Johnson to Jimmie Johnson.
Wanna know what's wrong with IndyCar? It's gone from dirt ovals to street races.
^^^^^
Resembles Blueberry Hill
^^^^^Thinks drinking Strawberry Hill makes him a chick magnet.
^^^ Thinks Freddie Mac has a younger brother called Fleetwood.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
When Fleetwood grows up, he'll be Big Mac............
^^^^^^
Sleeps on a cot made of Big Mac boxes and dehydrated McDonalds french fries.
^^^ told Billy Mays "I don't care what the label says, it's OK to eat Mighty Putty."
"Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him." Groucho Marx
^^^^^
Fixes leaky pipes with Silly Putty
^^^ gave Felipe Massa a "Slinky" as a get well present.
^^^^^^
Used to be a whole-wit until the lobotomy.
^^^^Flosses with silly-putty.
^^^ uses Preparation H as an all purpose cream/lotion.
^^^^^puts KY Jelly on his toast.
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