^^^ still touchy over finishing outside the top 5.
^^^ still touchy over finishing outside the top 5.
"Ride The Barrel & Get Pitted... So Pitted."
^^^ still has Frank Capua poster on his wall.
Uncle Si for Pace Car Driver - 2013!!
^^^ sings with turtles while in the bathtub, then remembers nothing.
^^^^
Was baffled this year when no one recognized his Teenage Ninja Turtle costume at the office Halloween party.
"The number of threads by one poster in the OT is getting a little out of hand, IMHO. "
"In the land of freedom we are held hostage by the tyranny of political correctness...If we speak..we say it the wrong way; if we do not speak we are cowards…."
^^^ Just ticked because when his friends started up a Turtles tribute band they said he had to be the Fat one... He just needs to go with the Flo.
^^^^
Was the inspiration for "Eleanor".
^^^ Him and Ernest, the inspiration for Happy Together.
^^^ renowned for his Grace Slick impersonation
^^^^
Dresses in only chaps and a ten gallon when Oklahoma State plays.
^^
Sits naked in a beanbag chair eating Cheetos.
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^^^Thinks this thread is about posting the truth.Originally Posted by comfortably numb
^^^ Considers that cannibalism.
^^^^^AKA Master Bates
^^Past president of the Howard Caldwell fan club.
^^^^ Tried to persuade Fred Heckman to do a My Town Columbus feature.
The fans should be the absolute last people considered on any decision that could effect a participant. Doc Austin
Lying was a no-brainer for me. Robin Miller
"I thought they booed [Danica] because she was being a complete jerk, but then they applauded for A.J. Foyt. Now I'm just confused."
^^^ Gets weekend work on the fishing circuit as a Bass Master's assistant... or a Master Baiter.
^^^^Purchases Jergen's Hand Lotion by the keg and gets free one day home delivery.
Marv Fish
^^^^^Delivers the hand lotion, then stays around for the rest of the eveing.
^^^ Still believes that his Grandpa has his nose.
^^^still believes in Santa Claus and that pro wrestling is real
^^^^
USC Trojans season ticket holder.
^^^ did time for choking a chicken. didn't realize it was a euphemism for something else.
^^^^^Is more into spanking monkeys.
^^^^ has nicknamed part of his body "Jocko Flocko"
^^^^^Runs around screaming "Flogging Molly, Flogging Molly".
^^^ just runs around screaming incoherently.
^^^ tries to learn and use a new word every day.
^^^ Use to turn to Webster to find out what I've just said... now he just Googles it.
^^^ used to turn to Webster to find out what I've just said, then asked Alex Karras for more information.
^^^ Years ago was convinced that Dan Rather knew what the Frequency was.
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