^^^ is weirder than anything I saw in Indy500Dude's closet.
^^^ is weirder than anything I saw in Indy500Dude's closet.
The fans should be the absolute last people considered on any decision that could effect a participant. Doc Austin
Lying was a no-brainer for me. Robin Miller
"I thought they booed [Danica] because she was being a complete jerk, but then they applauded for A.J. Foyt. Now I'm just confused."
^^^^^LIked it better in the Indy500dudettes closet
^^^^Is pissed that the Texas Attendance thread is so short.
"The number of threads by one poster in the OT is getting a little out of hand, IMHO. "
"In the land of freedom we are held hostage by the tyranny of political correctness...If we speak..we say it the wrong way; if we do not speak we are cowards…."
^^^ beats actual dead horses, not just metaphorical ones.
^^^^^Won't say what he beats.
^^^ Same with him... But we know he's not a vegetarian.
"Ride The Barrel & Get Pitted... So Pitted."
^^^^^Worked in a logging camp as the Chief Flog Logger.
^^^^ worked in a mining camp as the Chief Minor Miner.
^^^ worked on the beach as a Seashell Seller by the sea shore.
^^^ Peter Seller's brother.
^^^^^Liberace's Valet.
^^^Much stranger than you first realized when you first met him.
Wept when his Michael Waltrip bobblehead turned up on eBay.
^^^^ hired Michael Waltrip as celebrity driver for a big race. Not only did Michael not attract any extra fans, a lot of Danny's regulars stayed home.
Taught Michael Waltrip how to do the "Turkey Walk".
^^^Makes custom diecasts of Michael Waltrip's cars.
^^^Bought Mikey's Elvis jumpsuit form the NAPA commercial. Wore it for Halloween, signing the NAPA jingle all night long...won scariest costume at the party.
^^^ Wanted to but wouldn't fit in Mikey's Elvis jumpsuit... is gonna have to wait for John Candy's to go up for auction.
^^^^Suffers from Papermate envy.
^^^^^Next contestent on The Price is Right.
^^^Next contestant on Survivor: The Snake Pit.
^^^Lost his instructions for unfolding his camp chair.
^^^Showed up to the brim of a Dawson's tenderloin and didn't have a clue as to what to do with the over-hang.
^^^^^Has a large overhang right at belt level.
^^^ Thanks to his overhang a homeless family is no longer homeless.
^^^ keeps shooing away birds who try to nest in his navel.
^^^^ Celebrates every Halloween in West Hollywood
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^^^Still trying to get Barry Manilow and Milli Vanilli to record Ted Nugent's greatest hits.
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