^^^ And used a black light to prove Danny B really does put his Big Boy sauce on everything.
^^^ And used a black light to prove Danny B really does put his Big Boy sauce on everything.
"Ride The Barrel & Get Pitted... So Pitted."
^^^^ sits in the yard all day yelling at kids...wearing only an oven mitt.
BRAWNDO - THE THIRST MUTILATOR...IT'S GOT WHAT PLANTS CRAVE!
^^^ forgot that mitt is busy running for President this year.
^^^^^Saving his Big Boy Sauce for Betty White.
^^^ Becomes a bit of a diva when he's hungry.
^^^Gets Betty White and Mitt Romney mixed up.
^^^ Gets Bruce Jenner and the Joker mixed up.
^^^Wants to be the first Caucasian to date a Kardashian.
^^^ does not make a hell of a Caucasian.
The fans should be the absolute last people considered on any decision that could effect a participant. Doc Austin
Lying was a no-brainer for me. Robin Miller
"I thought they booed [Danica] because she was being a complete jerk, but then they applauded for A.J. Foyt. Now I'm just confused."
^^^ does make a hell of a White Russian.
^^^ got a big surprise when he asked a bordello bartender for Kahlua and half and half.
^^^^^Wanted half of his half and half from Richard Simmons.
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Enjoys eating lymph nodes, lips, and other bits and pieces.
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once fell on his knees at David Hobbs feet......... didn't see that tire (tyre) did ya?
returning to the days of ignorant bliss..
^^^ Played Little League Baseball until he was 32.
^^^ played Little League Baseball in 1932.
^^^ Is waiting to be old enough to play Little League Baseball
^^^^^Ever since he was a young boy he played the silver ball.
^^^ has fallen from playing the silver ball to guzzling the silver bullet... some claim there was a woman involved but he knows it's his own damn fault.
^^^ preferred Jay and the Americans to the Drifters.
^^^ Preferred Boris and the Cosmonauts to the Drifters
^^^ lost a lot of money on the Russian/Canadian fast food chain Vladimir Poutine.
Gets Vladimir Putin confused with Vladimir Guerrero.
^^^ makes "get moose and squirrel" joke every time he sees Vladimir Putin in the news.
^^^ Whenever he leaves the room he poses and then yells EXIT STAGE RIGHT! Before running out.
^^^ is the Senior Engineer for the Acme Corporation.
^^^ Suggested to Bugs that he take a bite of his carrot and then say "What's Up Doc?" It's why he's an honorary Maroon.
^^^Likes to play cards...using his man card as a Joker.
^^^ was supposed to play Jester in Top Gun, but got recast as the guy who keeps spilling coffee on himself.
^^^ Was casted to play Smeagol in the Lord of the Rings but kept messin' up his line in rehearsals.
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