he told me
he told me
Faster than a bullet from a gun
He is faster than everyone
Quicker than the blinking of an eye
Like a flash you could miss him going by
No one knows quite how he does it but it's true they say
He's the master of going faster. -George Harrison
off the record
that it was his
life long dream
to create a topic
Kev's big dream in life is to have the 1000th post in this Godforsaken thread.
Wanna know what's wrong with NASCAR? They've gone from Junior Johnson to Jimmie Johnson.
Wanna know what's wrong with IndyCar? It's gone from dirt ovals to street races.
that was immensely inane
yet still required 40+ pages
and for me
but you can call me Sir
be the poster
who added post # 1000
dont you have some mail to lose or something, Danny?
Originally Posted by DannyB
not a baseless lie for those keeping score BTW
KevMcNJ actually thinks tunnel rats are rodents.
(sorry...it's all I got tonight)
Jeff Chizar got an "A" in Rhythm Gymnastics---in college.
"The number of threads by one poster in the OT is getting a little out of hand, IMHO. "
"In the land of freedom we are held hostage by the tyranny of political correctness...If we speak..we say it the wrong way; if we do not speak we are cowards…."
^^^flunked P.E. in High School.
^^^ thinks P.E. stands for portable enclosures
^^^ thinks PE is something you do in portable enclosures.
Which means 45 Below thinks there are things other than PE that one does in portable enclosures.
Though he doesn't brag about it, Comfortably numb is the US's #1 distributor of porta-potties. (Porta-loos for our New Zealand friends)
El Grillo Cantor
Cri Cri owns two and half of them and has them inside the house.
430 charges little old ladies $4.30 to use his port-a-potties.
^^^ has a line of them down his hallway in case he can't make it to the bathroom in time.
If I was I would lease them out to the Current Events forum...Originally Posted by Cri Cri
...4 year lease minimum with an option for 4 more.
^^^ going nuts unsuccessfully trying to find the 30th anniversary DVD of "Little Darlings"
KevMcNJ's preferred verion of Little Darling(s)
^^^ goes out on full moon nights and howls along with this.
devowood was once arrested for streaking but case was dismissed for lack of evidence.
Fishburger was almost kicked out of his hometown after the mayor of his fair city initiated the town beautification campaign.
grogg was found not guilty of a bogus rape accusation though he was later charged and found guilty of assault with a dead weapon.