430 once spent the night in a mexican prison for trying to rescue one of the striped donkeys in TJ.
430 once spent the night in a mexican prison for trying to rescue one of the striped donkeys in TJ.
Ann Dretti is slowing on the backstretch.
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"Dogs flew spaceships! The Aztecs invented the vacation! Men and women are the same sex! Our forefathers took drugs! Your brain is not the boss! Yes! That's right! Everything you know is wrong!"
Brian's Wish * Jason Foundation
...just after lapping Jamski for the third, or is it fourth, time.
http://www.hoseheads.com/dannyb.html
Wanna know what's wrong with NASCAR? They've gone from Junior Johnson to Jimmie Johnson.
Wanna know what's wrong with IndyCar? It's gone from dirt ovals to street races.
devowood was attacked by the Snoopy balloon at the Macy's parade one year, hasn't been to one since.
430's real number is 8745609843065. 430 is just his nicknumber.
Marv Fish
Fishburger spends his evenings dancing to the sounds of the Count Basie Band. Someday Mrs. Fishburger may join him.
DannyB has written secret love letters to Mrs. Partridge.
Mario4ever IS Mrs. Partridge. Way to shake 'em on Bonnie Hunt's show, babe!... Oh, wait, that was Florence Henderson. And... you're NOT Florence Henderson.
It's not Rosie Live!---it's skypigeon in drag.
"The number of threads by one poster in the OT is getting a little out of hand, IMHO. "
"In the land of freedom we are held hostage by the tyranny of political correctness...If we speak..we say it the wrong way; if we do not speak we are cowards…."
CN aspires to be as fast as James May.
Forza is really Billy May.
DannyB is Mac Miller's twin brother.
El Grillo Cantor
Cri Cri is also a fluke of the universe.
^^^still sits at the kids table for holiday meals.
Ann Dretti has never stayed at a Holiday Inn Express.........not last night or any other night........and it shows.
FishBurger stole laundry hanging in the backyards of his neighbors'...
...he said he wanted to do his Christmas shopping online.
^^^thought he shot a wild turkey for Thanksgiving dinner
but it was really a Bald Eagle
Faster than a bullet from a gun
He is faster than everyone
Quicker than the blinking of an eye
Like a flash you could miss him going by
No one knows quite how he does it but it's true they say
He's the master of going faster. -George Harrison
^^^^Former bass player for Jif and the Choosey Mothers.
how was I supposed to know she was the ministers wife?Originally Posted by comfortably numb
But you DID know, KevMcNJ, and it makes ALL the difference...
Skypigeon had actually meant to register for TrackForum as SkypeGino ... but for a moment's dislexia. The rest is sithroy.
45 Below is giddy because he just received is 2009 Octogenarians of Auckland Swimsuit calendar.
CN's second favorite band is Pink Floyd. His favorite of course is Wham!
but, Forza has every George Michael solo record.
I seem to recall George Michael was caught going for a "solo" record ... ahh never mind. It was probably a media beat-up anyway.
430 has built a 1:100 scale model of the Great Wall of China out of popsicle sticks. He ate all the popsicles himself.
45 Below has nekked pictures of Rosie O'Donnell under his pillow.
numb is the one who shot those rosie photos.
devowood was Rosie's makeup person when she was on the View.
430, Rosie, a crane, and tapioca pudding. Don't ask.
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