^^^ is secretly splicing together the genes of a donkey and an owl.
^^^ is secretly splicing together the genes of a donkey and an owl.
"Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him." Groucho Marx
^^^^ Can't wait for me to open Fartastic Park. Needs to simmer down, the proper security and those self-guiding Explorers take time to get right.
^^^ planning a last ditch effort to turn Chastity Bono straight.
^^^ made heroic contribution for Chastity Bono's planned transformation surgery.
^^^ irons his jeans so they'll have a "super nifty crease".
^^^ no longer fits in any of his jeans, has to borrow his Mom's when he yerns to go denium.
^^^^once made wild claims that denium was a source for cheap renewable energy.
"The number of threads by one poster in the OT is getting a little out of hand, IMHO. "
"In the land of freedom we are held hostage by the tyranny of political correctness...If we speak..we say it the wrong way; if we do not speak we are cowards…."
^^^ sleeps under a pyramid in an effort to renew his energy, every freakin' night.
^^^^ thinks Kryptonite is real.
^^^ knows Kryptonite isn't real, but still undecided on Spongebob Squarepants.Originally Posted by Marbles
^^^^ Once went two rounds with Peewee Herman but lost on a TKO when he go a boo-boo on his knee.
^^^ was busted the same night Paul Ruebens was and for the same thing.
^^^ still refuses to believe that Paul Ruebens and Pee Wee were one and the same.
^^^ Embarrassed that he still gets Pee Wee Herman and Kyle Busch mixed up.
http://www.hoseheads.com/dannyb.html
Wanna know what's wrong with NASCAR? They've gone from Junior Johnson to Jimmie Johnson.
Wanna know what's wrong with IndyCar? It's gone from dirt ovals to street races.
Kyle's mom still gets them mixed up. ^^^Likes squishing slugs between his toes.
^^^^ Is a regular sheep in wolf's clothing.
(Came across this picture a few minutes ago and just had to use it.)
^^^ wishes he was Australian.
^ Portrait is featured in puzzle #72 of this quiz: http://www.addictinggames.com/theimpossiblequiz.html
I wish I knew - Dennis "Cutty" Wise
When its game time, it's pain time! - Terrible Terry Tate
^^^ don thought of that one on his own.
Ann Dretti is actually Bernie Madhoff's wife.
^ is Bernie's prison biatch.
"...and there's an Andretti slowing in the backstretch."...northwest Ohio, proud home to two IMS winners now, #1 Harroun and #90 Hornish, Jr.
^^^^Spent his adolescence fruitlessly trying to live up to his first name.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Spent his adolescence as a ripe fruit......................
^^^^Was once arrested for streaking down the main straight away at the 1975 Indianapolis 500.
That's a damn lie....It was the backstetch in 1973..............................
^^^^^also ran thru the snake pit doing a pretty fair version of "Singing in the Rain".
^^^^ Sings "Indiana" in the shower.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Showers in Indiana..........occasionally
^ Once caught trespassing on Jim Nabor's property in Hawaii, mumbling something about wanting to serenade the man with his own version of "Back Home Again".
btw...that's not so baseless
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