FindlayNative is the crew worker that told Lloyd Ruby during the '69 Indy 500 that it was okay to pull out of the pits and that car was completely fueled.
FindlayNative is the crew worker that told Lloyd Ruby during the '69 Indy 500 that it was okay to pull out of the pits and that car was completely fueled.
^^^ Convinced Jack Ruby to shoot Oswald.
^^^practicing diligently to become the next Le Petomane.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_P%C3%A9tomane
"Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him." Groucho Marx
^ Didn't need to practice. But his detractors claim he is really a ventriloquist with really bad halitosis.
I wish I knew - Dennis "Cutty" Wise
When its game time, it's pain time! - Terrible Terry Tate
^^^^^Saves his gas as seen in an episode of MANsewers.
^^^^ Thinks the Oregan Ducks new uniforms look great!
After years of fighting and a split, guess what, we are all IndyCar
October will always be a sad racing month for me. RIP Greg and Dan. You both were great and we miss you.
^^^ told Jimmy Vasser to say "Who needs milk ?".
^^^^^is pushing for a change for the winner to drink soy milk.
^^^ drinks cow's milk the way God intended. Straight from the teet. Moooo.
^^^^^^
Lives in Gary but is too embarrassed to admit it.
BRAWNDO - THE THIRST MUTILATOR...IT'S GOT WHAT PLANTS CRAVE!
^ Idea of dressing up is to wear an tee shirt under his bib overalls.
^^ has never worn men's underwear.
^^^^Has underwear with Mon-Fri on them. Weekends they're just flyen free and easy.
^^^^ washes his one pair of underwear every Saturday, whether it needs it or not.
^^^^^Wears panties that read "Welcome aboard USS (which-ever-ship-is-in port)"
^^^ Goes out in public with his significant other wearing matching "Member's Only" jackets.
"...and there's an Andretti slowing in the backstretch."...northwest Ohio, proud home to two IMS winners now, #1 Harroun and #90 Hornish, Jr.
^^^ wears the "I'm with stupid" shirt with the arrow pointing up.
Wears a PETA type "Save a tree, Eat a BEAVER T-Shirt"
^ Never tires of answering the phone: "Dude's Mortuary, you stab em, we slab em."
^^^^^^
Still has a Dukakis / Bentsen bumper sticker on his '75 Vega (note, technically it's a rear window sticker as the bumper rusted off twenty years ago).
^^^Has achieved his lifelong ambition.
"The number of threads by one poster in the OT is getting a little out of hand, IMHO. "
"In the land of freedom we are held hostage by the tyranny of political correctness...If we speak..we say it the wrong way; if we do not speak we are cowards…."
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Originally Posted by Media Boy
Actually tried to purchase a NAMBLA Franchise for Avon, Indiana.
^^^ Founder.
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flounder
^^^ doesn't know it but he is really the son of Michael Jackson. The only "true" spawn of the King of Pop.
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Doesn't get a dime of my inheritance money!!!!
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Secretly wants to be Bullwinkle J. Moose's sex slave!
^^^ wrote the book (with pictures) on beastiality.
^^Ann was the model for the pictures.
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Begged for an autographed copy of my book........Said something about being spiritually tied to sheep?
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