^^^^^Still has a poster of Linda Byrds wedding tacked up
above his bed.
^^^^^Still has a poster of Linda Byrds wedding tacked up
above his bed.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Still thinks Linda Byrds real name was Throbbin' Robin.
^^^^^Watchs Porky's just for the scenes with Miss Ballbrecker,
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Watches THE TOY because he thinks he's Master Bates.
^^^^
Watches Porky's in vain to see that siwwy wabbit.
"The number of threads by one poster in the OT is getting a little out of hand, IMHO. "
"In the land of freedom we are held hostage by the tyranny of political correctness...If we speak..we say it the wrong way; if we do not speak we are cowards…."
^^^^^^The real Mike Hunt.
^^^^^^^^^^^^
When he bends over," THAT'S ALL FOLKS", takes on a whole new meaning!
^^^ Loves his adult onesies ... except when he goes twosies!!
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
WHO IS THIS MAN, AND WHY IS HE SMILING...............Never mind.........
P.S. That's the goat boy, isn't it?
^^^ used to think girls were "yucky", then he liked them for a while, now he thinks they're "yucky" again.
"Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him." Groucho Marx
^^^ under house arrest for something I won't dare repeat here.
^^^ hiding under his house avoiding arrest for something involving a donkey and a stepladder.
^^^^^semi famous for his version of "These Boots Are Made For Walken"
^^^Christopher has returned every fan gift he has attempted to send him.
^^^^ was deeply disappointed when he finally saw The Barenaked Ladies
^^^ is always excited when he sees bare naked men. (sorry, that one was right across the plate.)
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Likes to be ogled, and treated like a cheap piece of meat. And there was that one report of the sordid tale with the midget and the hamster. I heard the hamster is still missing in action. Poor thing!
Jack was seen at a dining establishment where Coach Pitino was dining at the time. Jack was silly enough to stroll by Coach's table humming "Scenes From An Italian Restaurant."
Mrs. P. was not amused.
http://www.hoseheads.com/dannyb.html
Wanna know what's wrong with NASCAR? They've gone from Junior Johnson to Jimmie Johnson.
Wanna know what's wrong with IndyCar? It's gone from dirt ovals to street races.
^^^^^Leader of the ATF, the Anti Tenderloin Faction.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Gave a $3000 tip to a waitress, for health insurance. Two days later she sez it was for an abortion.......He sez she swallowed a watermelon seed. I think she should have swallowed........This and other mysteries to be solved here on 'CAUSE I'M A STAR.
^^^ still watches Lawrence Welk re-runs.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Lived at Larry Welks trailer park in Escondido, California. Heard something about a tryst with the Lennon Sisters............TRAMP
My major malfunction is...I want the people I love and respect to live forever...The problem is...Life don't work that way...
P.S. Questions, comments, death threats, invitations to a pigs bris, my number is still (317) 809-4483
^^^^Entertained many a girlfriend with his short Larry Welk impression:
"an a one..."
^^^wishes he had taken up the accordian as a kid. Every time he sees a bubble he feels a deep sense of regret.....
^^^ has never been outside the state of Indiana. Too scared.
^^^ doesn't want you to know why an old girlfriend nicknamed him "Marbles".
Picks Milka in the pick 5 each week, hoping this will be her breakthrough week.
After years of fighting and a split, guess what, we are all IndyCar
October will always be a sad racing month for me. RIP Greg and Dan. You both were great and we miss you.
^^^ Picks Danica every week.
"...and there's an Andretti slowing in the backstretch."...northwest Ohio, proud home to two IMS winners now, #1 Harroun and #90 Hornish, Jr.
^ picks his nose hourly.
^^^^^^^^ picks's his friend's nose.
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