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    Mr. Kernan: Final Ratings

    John...I know you are on hiatus from the forum and fully understand why, but could you register anonomously or have an ESPN minion post the final numbers for us? Heck drop me an e-mail at the address in my profile and I'll put 'em up.

    Might also want to check the stock market today. There's at least one motor sport stock that's getting hammered worse than a pig's butt in central Indiana.

    Thanks in advance.


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    "...hammered worse than a pigs butt..."

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    I think the best thing for CART would be for the price to go so low, have the remaining teams buy out the shares for close to nothing and become a private company again.

    Is that possible?

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    Originally posted by IndyJim:
    <STRONG>I think the best thing for CART would be for the price to go so low, have the remaining teams buy out the shares for close to nothing and become a private company again.

    Is that possible?</STRONG>
    Yes.

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    'fender, try not to show so much glee over a series you aren't mature enough to even spell. The other day you had a Tracy thread where you posted a vindictive suggestion. When called on it, you passed it off as an attempt at humor. 'fender, I have never seen any humor in your posts, I have found many laughable though.

    Best thing you can do is leave CART alone, your inflammatory comments win you few friends.

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    Originally posted by Mackie:
    <STRONG>Best thing you can do is leave CART alone, .</STRONG>
    Yeah! Just like Honda, Toyota, Ford, Mercedes...
    "Promote what you love instead of bashing what you hate."

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    Yeah Defender. You're not winning too many friends.

    That Hooter:Morgan character. He was pretty funny.

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    John says to tell you hi and that he's still reading the forums. He also wanted me to tell you that he hasn't received the updated ratings report yet.

    If I have time later today when he gets it, I'll post it. But, I think I have a lot of editing to do for tonight's show. But, I'll try my best.

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    Hey, THANKS!

    Tell John hello. Happy editing.


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    Originally posted by Defender:
    <STRONG>John...I know you are on hiatus from the forum and fully understand why.
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    Gee did I miss something while I was traveling to Indy and back ? Why is Johnk on hiatus from the forum ? If someone said something dumb that made him step back they need to be canned.

    Is it May yet ?

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    Originally posted by CrewChief:
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    Gee did I miss something while I was traveling to Indy and back ? Why is Johnk on hiatus from the forum ? If someone said something dumb that made him step back they need to be canned.</STRONG>
    Some goofball reporter lifted a quote from John from one of his posts to a forum (Seventh Grade, I think) and used it in a story. That's a no-no. If he wanted a Kernan quote, he should have called and asked for one. So John indicated he was going to cool it for a while.

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    Originally posted by Mackie:
    <STRONG>'fender, try not to show so much glee over a series you aren't mature enough to even spell. The other day you had a Tracy thread where you posted a vindictive suggestion. When called on it, you passed it off as an attempt at humor. 'fender, I have never seen any humor in your posts, I have found many laughable though.

    Best thing you can do is leave CART alone, your inflammatory comments win you few friends.</STRONG>
    To the contrary.

    Defender is the funniest poster on this or any other forum. I look forward to his posts.
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    Hey Defender, I'm still your friend!
    Have a very blessed day!

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    Originally posted by PHJIndy:
    <STRONG>Hey Defender, I'm still your friend! </STRONG>
    Same here
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    Yep

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    Mackie, you're undoubtedly 100% correct and for sure politically correct, but I sure do enjoy Defenders posts. Humor entwined with knowledge with just a pinch of BS. The perfect mix for a racing discussion IMHO.

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    Let's steer this suddenly supportive thread back toward the original request:

    Today is the Thursday after the big race. That means it's final numbers day from the A.C. Nielsen folks.

    I just want the numbers.

    Perhaps they'll be roughly equivalent to the stock price of....errr, never mind. You never know which whiny old washer woman is going to show up with a lecture.


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    defender is my friend, but Hooter:Morgan is my mentor.....
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    Originally posted by Defender:
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    Some goofball reporter lifted a quote from John from one of his posts to a forum (Seventh Grade, I think) and used it in a story. </STRONG>

    Wow.........looks like Mark C's at it again eh?

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    But that's just my opinion!

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    Although Defender and I aren't always aiming at the same exact target, we are usually shooting in the same general direction. Our motives for wishing CART's demise are different, but our end goal is the same.

    I'm proud to have fought alongside Defender in the internet-forum, open wheel trenches for many a year. He is a compatriot, and I repect him for that.

    A just wish the days of the ever-changing, customized by the moment, Defender handle could be revived.

    Today's post's may have been made by the:

    "Wathing MPH slide to the floor Defender of the IRL"

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    Originally posted by jetdoc:
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    Wow.........looks like Mark C's at it again eh?

    Dear Mark,

    How's the "subscription" based service going and NO you don't qualify for "food stamps"!

    The US Govt.


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    Here's why John K. is gone. Had nothing to do with Mark C.
    http://www.seventhgear.com/ubbcgi/ul...c;f=1;t=008751

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    ....while Defender might not always be morally, ethically or politically correct, he does make me laugh.


    BTW - he's even funny racing a kart!!
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    Originally posted by indyracefan:
    <STRONG>....while Defender might not always be morally, ethically or politically correct, he does make me laugh.


    BTW - he's even funny racing a kart!! </STRONG>
    Hey, IRF...should we tell them about the semi-famous guy wearing bright yellow rubbers and a traffic cone on his head?


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    Originally posted by Defender:
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    Hey, IRF...should we tell them about the semi-famous guy wearing bright yellow rubbers and a traffic cone on his head?

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    You mean Chris Pook?

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    Originally posted by Rex Karz:
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    Here's why John K. is gone. Had nothing to do with Mark C.
    http://www.seventhgear.com/ubbcgi/ul...c;f=1;t=008751</STRONG>

    Thanks Rex.......that's unreal I'm a member over at 7g but have NEVER posted. I basically like to read and I'm sorry that they lost him as a "participant" (hopefully for just a while). johnk's ALWAYS given good insight in here and there. If you're a member of 7g my apology's go out to you.

    BTW...........Defender "cracks me up"!!!

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    Originally posted by Roadrage:
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    You mean Chris Pook? </STRONG>
    I guess they would have had to have been there to understand the humor.


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    Defender - If you want to talk about CART, put it on that board. If you're just trying to be funny by taking a cheap shot at CART, don't post it all.
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