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  1. 12-11-2009 10:24 PM #1
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    Patriots mascot arrested in Rhode Island sex sting

    You can't make this stuff up.

    Patriots mascot arrested in RI sex sting
    PROVIDENCE, R.I. — A man who acts as a mascot for the New England Patriots is among 14 people who have been arrested for prostitution-related crimes in Rhode Island since a new law went into effect that banned indoor prostitution.

    The bill signed into law in November made prostitution a misdemeanor crime regardless of where it occurs. Previously, indoor prostitution was allowed because of a legal loophole.

    State Police say Robert Sormanti of Warwick was among those arrested in an undercover sting at a hotel. The Providence Journal reports Sormanti is among the team's mascots.
    I figure the jokes will write themselves on this one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Truth Detector
    Video?
    Goodell destroyed it...
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    Never seen the mascot. Does he wear a hoodie and have a perpetually sully smirk on his face that you just want to smack?
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    Patrick Patriot, his Friends Call Him Pat.

    Quote Originally Posted by IlliniRacer
    Never seen the mascot. Does he wear a hoodie and have a perpetually sully smirk on his face that you just want to smack?
    His name is Pat Patriot, and he is a jolly 'ole hole chaser about eight foot tall. I too would like to see the video!
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    Pat Patriot... Motto?

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