My son's cougar encounter

[comfortably numb]

Because at least once we have speculated what we might have done...

My pup has a huge heart and so it has always been my concern that he has a brain to match it.

So last week after an evening of doing some kareoke singing and hosting one of the patrons, a slim and attractive woman in her early forties, needed some assistance getting home. My pup offered to ferry her. He helped her into the car, took her home, then helped her out and up to her front door.

It was at that point that she leered at him and noted, "You're young and yummy. I'd like to take you in and frolic your brains out."
My pup politely declined.
"What? Well... I never... I've never been so insulted in my life. You can't be serious?"
"Yes, m'am"
"Why... I never... You're just young and stupid."
"Well, you're old an drunk."

And with that he sprinted to his car and drove off into the night.

[Indy500Dude]

Like an old Navy Chief of mine once told me. "You can frolic everyday for the rest of your life, and never catch up with that one you missed".

[MoparsRule]

So I take it that there are no photos to share?

[Marc P. Gregoire]

You know, by the time they are doing that, they don't have much in the way of dignity. If there is any freaky **** you don't want to try on someone you love, you can always try it on someone you can dispose of once you sober up.

[window]

I thought it was going to be about a real cat type cougar. DNR denies it but apparently there've been a few sitings "locally." Keep your eyes open.

[Frank Capua]

I was hopin' it was gonna be about a 60s pony car. and yea... Keep your eyes open.

[Truth Detector]

I thought it was going to be about a real cat type cougar. DNR denies it but apparently there've been a few sitings "locally." Keep your eyes open.

They actually got a picture of a big one in Indiana.

[RS2]

I had an enconuter with a real Cougar once. By my parents house in Coto De Caza, Ca. I was riding my mountain bike on a downhill trail and one was standing right in the way. It jumped to the side and was gone. I also saw a baby one at night crossing the road. I learned how to identify their tracks by them having no toenail marks in the dirt. Coyotes and big dogs all leave toenail scratches in the dirt.

[Hardscrabble]

I figured it was going to be about that Johnny guy...

[Indy'sGhosts]

Ahahhahahahaha. Smart Kid. Good for him.

(the only reason I say that is because I was too ugly for the hot chicks in HS and now that I'm older and one of the better looking older guys I still can't get the hot older chicks because they are picking up younger guys in bars)

[ventman]

Had this happened to me in my youth I think I would have been more charitable to the lady's needs.

[Jim Wilke]

Ah, to be that young and stupid. Tell your son he has excellent morals and lousy judgment - drunk 40-year old ladies have the benefit of long years of training, he could have learned a few things. If he had any brains, he'd call her up and ask for a second chance.

[Coyote]

They actually got a picture of a big one in Indiana.

Indiana Cougar The DNR (or someone) found a deer kill that looked like cougar sign, so they set up a trail camera. And they got some great photos when it returned.

Back on topic. I could only lament that this never happened to me when I was young. I guess I wasn't polite enough to drive the older ladies home. A smart move by your boy though numb. Congrats.

[Ren Butler]

I'm 33, and I've never once looked back and thought, "You know, I wish I screwed more skanky women when I was younger."

[ensign14]

I had an enconuter with a real Cougar once. By my parents house in Coto De Caza, Ca. I was riding my mountain bike on a downhill trail and one was standing right in the way. It jumped to the side and was gone. I also saw a baby one at night crossing the road. I learned how to identify their tracks by them having no toenail marks in the dirt. Coyotes and big dogs all leave toenail scratches in the dirt.

Hang on. Which type are we talking about now?

[Marc P. Gregoire]

Ren, you're also an anomaly. I mean that in the nicest way possible, as it shows in the moral judgements you make you're not doing the wrong thing, but you're still one in a few.

I'm still mad at myself about saying no to the girl standing in my doorway wearing just a t-shirt who asked if I wanted to cross the hall to her place and "hang out."

[RS2]

Hang on. Which type are we talking about now?

Puma concolor.
Although there are the human ones there also.

[skypigeon]

I'm 33, and I've never once looked back and thought, "You know, I wish I screwed more skanky women when I was younger."

Fascinating. I'm 46 and have the same sentiment.

[crispy]

I'm 33, and I've never once looked back and thought, "You know, I wish I screwed more skanky women when I was younger."

Amen brother, I've screwed enough skanky women as it is...








... and maybe a couple good ones.

[crispy]

"Well, you're old an drunk."

Early 40's is not old!!!

[KevMcNJ]

Fascinating. I'm 46 and have the same sentiment.

Im 45

Ditto.

Sometimes "I better go"
IS the correct repsonse

[ventman]

The initial post said "attractive" why assume she was a skank?

[Ren Butler]

The initial post said "attractive" why assume she was a skank?

In my vocabulary, "skanky" refers to promiscuity, not appearance.

And men and women can both be skanky.

[Turn13]

And men and women can both be skanky.

If they're lucky.


I'm kidding!!!

[RS2]

In my vocabulary, "skanky" refers to promiscuity, not appearance.

And men and women can both be skanky.

Skanky referes to skanky. Has nothing to do with promiscuity at least where I come from. You would never refer to a hot looking slut as a skank.

[skypigeon]

Skanky referes to skanky. Has nothing to do with promiscuity at least where I come from. You would never refer to a hot looking slut as a skank.

Where DO you come from? I've never heard of anyone but a slut being referred to as a skank...

[RS2]

Where DO you come from? I've never heard of anyone but a slut being referred to as a skank...

Southern California. I dont know, but we would use that word based on how somebody looks more than if the person was a known slut. It is used as a descriptive. If a chick is a known slut, well then she is just a slut.

[comfortably numb]

Wackopedia says a skank is a promiscuous person.

[marc sproule]

When I saw the title to this thread I thought, "No way this is gonna be about THAT kinda cougar."

Well, shiver me timbers, it was yes way after all.

Thanks for the chuckles. Funniest thread I've read on ANY kind of forum lately.

I'm 62 and that kinda cougar hadn't been invented when I was a young pup.

The sexual revolution had, so I was just as revolutionary as I could be.

So maybe things were okay after all.

[Sea Fury]

Ahahhahahahaha. Smart Kid. Good for him.

(the only reason I say that is because I was too ugly for the hot chicks in HS and now that I'm older and one of the better looking older guys I still can't get the hot older chicks because they are picking up younger guys in bars)

Guess you're just going to have to settle for younger women....tough job, but somebody's gotta do it.