Because at least once we have speculated what we might have done...
My pup has a huge heart and so it has always been my concern that he has a brain to match it.
So last week after an evening of doing some kareoke singing and hosting one of the patrons, a slim and attractive woman in her early forties, needed some assistance getting home. My pup offered to ferry her. He helped her into the car, took her home, then helped her out and up to her front door.
It was at that point that she leered at him and noted, "You're young and yummy. I'd like to take you in and frolic your brains out."
My pup politely declined.
"What? Well... I never... I've never been so insulted in my life. You can't be serious?"
"Why... I never... You're just young and stupid."
"Well, you're old an drunk."
And with that he sprinted to his car and drove off into the night.