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    I Met Somebody

    Who says we saw Media Boy...I picked him up in the airport in my cab...He was comin' back from London...Cool dude, he was...He sez Media Boy is layin' low in 29 Land...My taxi is based in 29 Land so I was that close to meeting the Media God-like creature...
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    Phew... with that title I thought there was gonna be a run on Viagra.
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    He told me about it last night. The "he" we are referring to is FATBOT2000 who has only posted once to TF. He enjoys lurking more than he does posting. FATBOT2000 told me of the strange encounter. Imagine his surprise when Jack Harrington turned out to be his driver? Of course, he had to file Sexual Harassment charges and get a restraining order later that day--but what a surprise.

    But seriously, FATBOT2000 is my great friend who also happens to be a co-worker. This is the second time we've shared employers. We also work with the infamous Ren Butler (who has shared the same employers). Ren is also a great friend. It's a close-knit bunch here at TF.
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    Dang I better check... maybe there has been a run on Viagra!

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    I'm sure there are many around here who would prefer some of us to lurk rather than post...
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    Why just lurk when you can spew out some random comment on ANY thread in the forum?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Harrington View Post
    Who says we saw Media Boy...I picked him up in the airport in my cab...He was comin' back from London...Cool dude, he was...He sez Media Boy is layin' low in 29 Land...My taxi is based in 29 Land so I was that close to meeting the Media God-like creature...
    I would say that Media Boy is less a God, more like the World's Tallest Garden Gnome.
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    I have a theory that Media Boy, Ren Butler and this FATBOT gentleman are all really split personalities of the same person. They probably don't even know it. Let's think about it... they live in the same areas (Avon, then "29 Land") follow each other around from job to job... I'm just sayin'...



    Jack, I suspect that the person you met was in fact Media Boy himself. He would be the personality the other personalities would want to protect from strangers, I would guess.

    I just can't figure out if crispy is one of them, too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gomer Simpson View Post
    I just can't figure out if crispy is one of them, too.
    Ouch! Low blow...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Media Boy View Post
    He told me about it last night. The "he" we are referring to is FATBOT2000 who has only posted once to TF. He enjoys lurking more than he does posting. FATBOT2000 told me of the strange encounter. Imagine his surprise when Jack Harrington turned out to be his driver? Of course, he had to file Sexual Harassment charges and get a restraining order later that day--but what a surprise.

    But seriously, FATBOT2000 is my great friend who also happens to be a co-worker. This is the second time we've shared employers. We also work with the infamous Ren Butler (who has shared the same employers). Ren is also a great friend. It's a close-knit bunch here at TF.
    Which is why they pegged me, a guy 500 miles away in Kansas, to be the "other" host; lest this forum lose ALL hope of objectivity...

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    skypigeon is not real. You folks should all be able to figure this out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skypigeon View Post
    Which is why they pegged me, a guy 500 miles away in Kansas, to be the "other" host; lest this forum lose ALL hope of objectivity...
    Ah, Dorothy...Oh, never mind...

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    I feel the need to have the last work on every thread of "The Media Boy Forum, hosted by Ren Butler & skypigeon."

    So there.

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    Funny thing about Pige is that he doesn't even know when his home town is on fire unless someone on Trackforum tells him about it first.

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    And I think he drinks the bong water.

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    No, dumbasses; I used it to put out the fire here in Olathe. Sheesh...
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    He's also good at sucking the fun out of a room. So that makes two special talents for the Pige.

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    Pige is no fun-sucker.

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    Okay then tell me where all the puns went?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gomer Simpson View Post
    I have a theory that Media Boy, Ren Butler and this FATBOT gentleman are all really split personalities of the same person. They probably don't even know it. Let's think about it... they live in the same areas (Avon, then "29 Land") follow each other around from job to job... I'm just sayin'...

    Jack, I suspect that the person you met was in fact Media Boy himself. He would be the personality the other personalities would want to protect from strangers, I would guess.

    I just can't figure out if crispy is one of them, too.
    Wasn't this a movie starring Kevin Spacey and Chazz Palmentieri?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frank Capua View Post
    Okay then tell me where all the puns went?
    Puns have been included in the United Nations Security Council NO FLY ZONE resolution over Libya...If you read the document REAL CLOSE, you'll see that puns CANNOT fly over Indy, until someone force feeds Moammar a tenderloin, while he's committing suicide...

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    Why did Kadaffi pee his pants? Because he was in a no-FLY zone, get it?
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    What's going on here?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Media Boy View Post
    What's going on here?
    HERE'S A CLUE...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Harrington View Post
    HERE'S A CLUE...
    How come your clues are always making me see things that aren't there??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frank Capua View Post
    How come your clues are always making me see things that aren't there??
    Some guys have all the luck...

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    What does it mean when Bigfoot walks across the middle of your thread?

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    You left your lap top back at the camp site again?

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