The Official Will Power's "Wankers" List

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It has returned for the 2012 season, albeit a little late.

credit: fleshwound_NPG for the awesome picture


The Most Wanted Wanker:

Mr. Power's spotter: Hello? Is anybody up there? Come on man, Mr. Power is driving his heart out and you are absolutely asleep up there. An indication of where Viso was on the track would have been nice and it would have prevented tearing up a race car. I feel a conspiracy among this team, it's almost like they want Mr. Power to tear up his cars. Last year it was in the pits and this year it's on the track.

Wanted Wankers:

Mike Conway and the whole AJ Foyt Team: What the hell dudes? Sending somebody out with a loose wheel? This isn't bush league stuff, this is the Indy 500! Now because of your mistake, Mr. Power was wrecked out of the Indy 500. It also cost him a lot of points as he had a large points lead going into the race.

Tony Kanaan: We know you intentionally made it seem like Mr. Power chopped you at Texas. You even fooled Mr. Power but you don't fool the fans! We see everything!
Obvious Sarcasm

Mr. Judd: We aren't forgetting last year...

Less Wanted Wankers:

Katherine Legge: We know that you are a little on the slow end on ovals but there was no need for those blocking manuevers at Milwaukee. Your sponsor that day shouldn't have been TrueCar but instead SlowCar.

EJ Viso: We know the Iowa wreck wasn't your fault but instead is on Mr. Power's inept spotter but Mr. Power would like those points back. We are looking for appropriate payment: Wreck the entire field except for Mr. Power at one race this year. We heard you are good at wrecking...



Mr. Power's status: Currently the Points Leader by 3 over Mr. Beccy Gordon.

[solvera]

All in good fun people. Go Will!!


The Most Wanted Wanker:

Dario Franchitti (Dumping Will Power/Unfairly trying to win the 2011 IZOD Indycar Series Championship)

Wanker Since: 7/10/11

Wanted Wankers

Alex Tagliani (Needs to learn how to brake before a corner and not spin Mr. Power into the tire barrier)

Wanker Since: 7/10/11

Helio Castroneves (The unreliable teammate who needs to learn that causing a caution while your teammate is the leader trying to make it on fuel strategy is stupid/Causing Power to be in the back in the first place at Toronto)

Wanker Since: 7/10/11


This is going to be a fun list, I might update this every race weekend.

I'm still rocking and reeling from today's race in general, but I gotta say I've laughed harder than I have in a long time. I'm all about the "wankers" list

[Glass Half Full]

To your point, although it hasn't gotten much attention given the other circumstances during and post race, HCN had another poor day at the office with his faux pas hurting not only himself but also his teammate (again). He keeps talking about turning it around but the season's half over already... When's the turnaround going to begin?

[45 Below]

To your point, although it hasn't gotten much attention given the other circumstances during and post race, HCN had another poor day at the office with his faux pas hurting not only himself but also his teammate (again). He keeps talking about turning it around but the season's half over already... When's the turnaround going to begin?

I think he's just focused on turning around any drivers who get in his way!

[Doc Austin]

We need an end of the year award show for this sort of thing. Maybe all them the "Wankees."

[skye]

Now Tags is tweeting away about the race:

"Problem with Will is that he drives like nobody exist around him today he pull a nasty move while I was outside of him in turn 3, I lift to avoid contact"

"He already pull on off this year in Texas while we running 3rd and 4th and went to see him, told him I won't always lift because he expect that"

"Unfortunately today I was on reds he was on black, he couldn't get around Danica and he was slowing me down, he wheel spin to much out of 3 I saw an opening and #!@%*# happen. It's racing"


LOL...great stuff!

[ColdSpiderGT]

seems to be a handful of people on this forum that Willy P might put on the wanker list...

[kiwidwc]

Seems to me he is one himself, a serial blocker and poor sport, in my view. he's tossed the baby out with the bath water.

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seems to be a handful of people on this forum that Willy P might put on the wanker list...

They aren't relevant in the grand scheme of things. I wouldn't even add on the names of the naggers on Will's twitter that he personally responded to. They are just haters that is all

[indyfan320i]

TWITTER Wankers

@U2Mike
"Wanker that doesn't understand racing"

@TBPVEL
Obviously a Dario fan whom within exists no sense talking to

[shakespeare]

"Unfortunately today I was on reds he was on black, he couldn't get around Danica and he was slowing me down, he wheel spin to much out of 3 I saw an opening and . . ."

. . . forgot that as the driver trying to pass that it is my responsibility to avoid contact. Therefore, Will is right--I'm a wanker."

[uncommonsense52]

All in good fun people. Go Will!!


The Most Wanted Wanker:

Dario Franchitti (Dumping Will Power/Unfairly trying to win the 2011 IZOD Indycar Series Championship)

Wanker Since: 7/10/11

Wanted Wankers

Alex Tagliani (Needs to learn how to brake before a corner and not spin Mr. Power into the tire barrier/Defaming Power on twitter, needs to learn how to behave.)

Wanker Since: 7/10/11

Helio Castroneves (The unreliable teammate who needs to learn that causing a caution while your teammate is the leader trying to make it on fuel strategy is stupid/Causing Power to be in the back in the first place at Toronto)

Wanker Since: 7/10/11


This is going to be a fun list, I might update this every race weekend.

TPBVEL from twitter is on the list. And I'm betting HCN has been on the list since Long Beach haha.

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Eh I'm keeping this list to people who are actually important, if I put up TPBVEL up on the list then that person would be off before Edmonton. I however, do not think that some of these people will be exiting the list anytime soon.

[NotSoBad]

Now Tags is tweeting away about the race:

"Problem with Will is that he drives like nobody exist around him today he pull a nasty move while I was outside of him in turn 3, I lift to avoid contact"

"He already pull on off this year in Texas while we running 3rd and 4th and went to see him, told him I won't always lift because he expect that"

"Unfortunately today I was on reds he was on black, he couldn't get around Danica and he was slowing me down, he wheel spin to much out of 3 I saw an opening and #!@%*# happen. It's racing"


LOL...great stuff!

Also funny seeing Marco tell tags to behave on twitter...

[ColdSpiderGT]

didnt dixon and power have a dust up at Barber?

[kiwidwc]

didnt dixon and power have a dust up at Barber?

Yes I think so, and it probably wont be the last one either...

[ColdSpiderGT]

add dixy to the list

[kiwidwc]

add dixy to the list

I'm betting by the end of the season they will all be on list...

[skye]

All in good fun people. Go Will!!


The Most Wanted Wanker:

Dario Franchitti (Dumping Will Power/Unfairly trying to win the 2011 IZOD Indycar Series Championship)

Wanker Since: 7/10/11

Wanted Wankers

Alex Tagliani (Needs to learn how to brake before a corner and not spin Mr. Power into the tire barrier/Defaming Power on twitter, needs to learn how to behave.)

Wanker Since: 7/10/11

Helio Castroneves (The unreliable teammate who needs to learn that causing a caution while your teammate is the leader trying to make it on fuel strategy is stupid/Causing Power to be in the back in the first place at Toronto)

Wanker Since: 7/10/11


This is going to be a fun list, I might update this every race weekend.

Did you not watch Iowa? Throw Kimball and the #12 pit crew on there.

[jmak]

Great thread and I am quickly becoming a Will Power fan.

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Dixie is now on the list with everybody's favorite on TF.

Edit: Added Kimball, he deserves to be on there too.

[kiwidwc]

Dixie is now on the list with everybody's favorite on TF.

That is how us Kiwi's like to do it, we share around and pick no favourites ( and if you believe that!...)

[blackflagged]

I think I got everybody that needs to be on here right now. Edmonton could bring a new set of characters to be added or dropped.

[ThumperAC]

I would edit that and put Helio as a wanker since he took out Power at Long Beach

[HAWKFAN5724]

Will Power really seems to blow up when he's under a lot of pressure

[table]

Honey badger don't give a **** about wankers.

[4Wide]

Seems to me he is one himself, a serial blocker and poor sport, in my view. he's tossed the baby out with the bath water.

A serial blocker? Come on really? Unless you're talking about like Corn Flakes or Wheaties...not sure where that comes from.

[Big Daddy]

Perhaps if Will puts hiself in others shoes, he would see the way he is racing people on track and that he really cant get mad for getting dumped because he deserves to get dumped. You all can say what you want about Dario/Dixon but i hear them man up and admit to their faults and mistakes alot, but i sure dont see Power doing this. Is he one of those that nothing is ever his fault? Sometimes you need to look in the mirror first.

[Grizzlor]

Honey badger don't give a **** about wankers.

We don't need no stinkin' badgers.

[4Wide]

Perhaps if Will puts hiself in others shoes, he would see the way he is racing people on track and that he really cant get mad for getting dumped because he deserves to get dumped. You all can say what you want about Dario/Dixon but i hear them man up and admit to their faults and mistakes alot, but i sure dont see Power doing this. Is he one of those that nothing is ever his fault? Sometimes you need to look in the mirror first.

Just out of curiosity, what event would you suggest would have been Will's "fault". I'm sure there are plenty but Will's been pretty much a stand-up guy in my opinion. Look at the mistakes made by his team/crew last year that ultimately cost him the championship. He never threw them under the bus, specifically stating at one point "win as a team lose as a team". I think Scott and Dario are pretty much stand-up guys too but the single thing that Will said about Dario that got my attention was about how he stood on the podium in Milwaukee and blasted other people about their driving...blah, blah, blah. He has a point there. If Dario is going to rant about other people's driving in that forum, he is fair game when he's on the other end.