“Twitter is the spit on the sidewalk of life.”
"I am glad this prayer did work, and everyone (including the sponsors) were kept safe during the race. "
“I'm getting tired of you. You never push a noun against a verb without trying to blow up something.”
PB - P**s Break (can I say that on here?)
edit: apparently not
I have a bone to pick with OMSG... Being an Old Phart means never having to bother with saying you're sorry.
As close as I come to saying I'm sorry is OMTOSUOM: Oh My... That One Snuck Up On Me.
"Ride the Barrel and get pitted... So Pitted."