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    The Phoniex Coyote's will relocate to Quebec city next year
    The Phoniex Coyote's WHAT will relocate to Quebec city next year?
    "Only a fool fights in a burning house."-Kang

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    I have two dogs. One barks because of the trash collectors outside at 4 in the morning and the other decides to play with her squeaky toys shortly after that. It's a conspiracy, I tell ya, thought up by those rapscallions to keep my sleep to a minimum.

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    "Rapscallion." What a cool word hardly anyone uses anymore. Means "rascal" or "ne'er-do-well" (a cool expression which hardly anyone uses anymore). Merriam-Webster says it dates back to 1699 as an alteration of the word rascallion.

    One problem with the Internet is, as it breaks down boundaries between people, it also breaks down the language that defines them. Character, color and flavor become lost, perhaps forever.

    We have a duty to prevent this by posting in full, complete sentences; never ever substituting numbers for syllables in words; and remembering to use wonderful words like "rapscallion" whenever we can.

    Thank you, grogg--and fight on.

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    The lawn needs mown. But it's a bit on the wet side. I'd need a scuba tank.

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    Quote Originally Posted by window View Post
    The lawn needs mown. But it's a bit on the wet side. I'd need a scuba tank.
    Might try one of these then:

    You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be misquoted and used against you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sea Fury View Post
    The Phoniex Coyote's WHAT will relocate to Quebec city next year?
    I'm not sure what a Phoniex is but for some reason it reminds me of my Ex-wife.
    "Ride The Barrel & Get Pitted... So Pitted."


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    We need some metal.


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    "I prefer rogues to imbeciles, because they sometimes take a rest." -- Alexandre Dumas

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    i once had a siamese cat and i wanted a black cat... how do ya make a siamese cat a black cat..

    welp first ya get a nice furniture grade piece of 1/2" thick plywood and some super glue...
    returning to the days of ignorant bliss..

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    Quote Originally Posted by R22 View Post
    i once had a siamese cat and i wanted a black cat... how do ya make a siamese cat a black cat..

    welp first ya get a nice furniture grade piece of 1/2" thick plywood and some super glue...
    I thought you were a glasier, R22.

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    You know what I haven't had in a while? Big League Chew.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ajwest92 View Post
    You know what I haven't had in a while? Big League Chew.


    Ohhhhh. Big League CHEW!
    Faster than a bullet from a gun
    He is faster than everyone
    Quicker than the blinking of an eye
    Like a flash you could miss him going by
    No one knows quite how he does it but it's true they say
    He's the master of going faster. -George Harrison

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    Can anyone tell me what the lump is on the back side of my earlobe?

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    Quote Originally Posted by grogg View Post
    I have two dogs. One barks because of the trash collectors outside at 4 in the morning and the other decides to play with her squeaky toys shortly after that. It's a conspiracy, I tell ya, thought up by those rapscallions to keep my sleep to a minimum.
    I've never had a corn dog.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KevMcNJ View Post


    Ohhhhh. Big League CHEW!


    Ohhhhh Myyyyy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neshaminy View Post


    Ohhhhh Myyyyy


    Dont act all surprised. In the back of your mind you knew it would show up sooner or later.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frank Capua View Post
    Can anyone tell me what the lump is on the back side of my earlobe?
    Your head.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KevMcNJ View Post


    Dont act all surprised. In the back of your mind you knew it would show up sooner or later.
    Please cue up the National Anthem. Wonder if those shoes have a size number on the back of them in magic marker and smell like pig feet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neshaminy View Post
    Wonder if those shoes have a size number on the back of them in magic marker and smell like pig feet.
    Why? Are you missing your pair?

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    Quote Originally Posted by KevMcNJ View Post
    Why? Are you missing your pair?

    Maybe.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neshaminy View Post
    Maybe.......

    Follow your nose

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    Quote Originally Posted by KevMcNJ View Post
    Follow your nose

    Which way?????


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    I believe that woman has a nose taint.

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    She looks like a 61 Ferrari F-1 car.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fasteddy View Post
    She looks like a 61 Ferrari F-1 car.
    Unlike the "wet-nose" Ferrari


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    Almost seven pages and nothing yet about the split...until now:

    http://youtu.be/CGws43awAQg

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    Fine, you wanna talk split, let's talk split!


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    "The number of threads by one poster in the OT is getting a little out of hand, IMHO. "
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    That's odd... It doesn't even look like a Wal-Mart.

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