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    Gas is pretty cheap, comparatively, in Arizona

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    A banana has about 110 calories. It's fat-, cholesterol- and sodium-free
    and provides an excellent source of vitamin B6.

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    My weed-eater/edger runs on pump gas. No mixing needed!

    Still have to mix gas/oil for the hedge-trimmer and the leaf blower, which is more of a leaf puffer. It needs more power. Wonder if I can bolt a turbo onto it?
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    There's a good blues tune in that...

    My edger runs on pump gas
    Dangdest thing I ever saw
    Yeaaaaaahhh, my weed-eater edger runs on pump gas
    Dangdest thing I ever saw
    And when I run my edger on that pump gas
    I get in trouble with the law, yeahhhhh baby...

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    I'm bleeding again.

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    the sole of the left boot has a hole in it, the right boot does not look worn at all.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by R22 View Post
    the sole of the left boot has a hole in it, the right boot does not look worn at all.....
    Maybe you should consider picking up your left foot when you walk?

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    I could post it in the proper thread but I see Ryan Leaf has been declared a fugitive. Derail THAT!.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Byrd View Post
    I'm bleeding again.
    I told him that I didint want fight him but he wouldnt go away

    what was I supposed to do?
    Faster than a bullet from a gun
    He is faster than everyone
    Quicker than the blinking of an eye
    Like a flash you could miss him going by
    No one knows quite how he does it but it's true they say
    He's the master of going faster. -George Harrison

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    I don't chew tobacco either.

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    it puts the lotion on its skin

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    Quote Originally Posted by KevMcNJ View Post
    I told him that I didint want fight him but he wouldnt go away

    what was I supposed to do?
    Put the blood in a blood bag and send it off to someone that could use it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZUL8TR View Post
    Put the blood in a blood bag and send it off to someone that could use it?
    Red couldve used it or else he wouldnt have had so much inside

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    I know a place where I can get Chuckles candy wholesale. Guy had his bomb shelter stocked with gobs of 'em back in the '60s.
    Marv Fish

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    Quote Originally Posted by FishBurger View Post
    I know a place where I can get Chuckles candy wholesale. Guy had his bomb shelter stocked with gobs of 'em back in the '60s.
    It was THIS GUY!!!


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    You know where there is a bomb shelter stocked with Gobstoppers? Do you have the exact co-ordinates?

    Would this type of transaction require a license? probably would . Dam government regulations. Too much government anyway.

    Time to look at alternatives to the bureaucrats who run this country strictly for their own benefit. Can't even arrange the purchase of some candy without their involvement.

    Paris is wonderful in the springtime, unless he's chasing Helen again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZUL8TR View Post
    My weed-eater/edger runs on pump gas. No mixing needed!

    Still have to mix gas/oil for the hedge-trimmer and the leaf blower, which is more of a leaf puffer. It needs more power. Wonder if I can bolt a turbo onto it?
    Dang ZUL8TR, put a turbo on anything. lol PS I owned a '82 ZX Turbo. Fun car

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    Hi-O-Hi-O for Cleveland,
    For the greatest team in the land
    We raise our voices, in one great chorus,
    Just to make them understand
    We're proud they come from Cleveland,
    Where we play the best football
    Hi-O-Hi-O for Cleveland
    To the greatest pro team of all !

    We're All-American people
    From an All-American town
    We cheer the Indians, we cheer the Barons
    And we cheer the Cleveland Browns.
    We're all for one with Cleveland
    We sing to her renown.
    For we're All-American people
    From an All-American town!

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    My old neighbor looked a lot like classic porno actress Seka.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kurt Cobain View Post
    My old neighbor looked a lot like classic porno actress Seka.
    Damn, I'm old enough to have greatly admired her thespian skills.

    The first classy blond porn actress.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clefo View Post
    Gas is pretty cheap, comparatively, in Arizona
    Yeah, lot of greasy spoon dives around here too......eat now, pay later
    Katharine's Legge is in the gravel!--Jenks

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neshaminy View Post
    Yeah, lot of greasy spoon dives around here too......eat now, pay later
    Or, Eat Here, Get Gas!
    Have a very blessed day!

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    Cha cha cha cha cha cha chia.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mclarke001@nf.s View Post
    Damn, I'm old enough to have greatly admired her thespian skills.

    The first classy blond porn actress.
    I've heard that a lot of porn actresses are actually thespians...



    Dan

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tifositoo View Post
    I've heard that a lot of porn actresses are actually thespians...



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    I thought they were just good actors

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tifositoo View Post
    I've heard that a lot of porn actresses are actually thespians...



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    To me, it all depends on how they come across on screen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mclarke001@nf.s View Post
    To me, it all depends on how they come across on screen.
    Anyone watch Shameless where the guy had to change his mom's diaper?

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    Quote Originally Posted by fasteddy View Post
    Anyone watch Shameless where the guy had to change his mom's diaper?
    Why was he wearing his mom's diaper?

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    Some people are like slinkies - not really good for anything,
    but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mclarke001@nf.s View Post
    Why was he wearing his mom's diaper?
    Silly, he's incontinent.

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