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  1. 04-26-2012 06:02 PM #1
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    Hinch and bia

    First off let me state that I am not absolutely certain that this is 100% completely true. But the story is....



    After Bia's Sebring test she went back to the shop late to pick up a cell phone that she had left. When she got there she found Hinch, there alone, pouring plaster of paris into Bia's molded seat ! Words were exchanged and Hinch learned some Portuguese that isn't in the books.



    Apparently this isn't the first time something like this happened. When they were in St. Pete in lights together Bia discovered that Hinch had been following her around and making plaster casts wherever she sat in the sand and selling them as "a little bit-o-Bia" or something. She was livid and filed suit claiming that the "indentations" belonged to her.



    When Hinch was asked if he felt the suit was well founded he replied something unrepeatable here...



    Like I said.... this might not be true.
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  2. 04-26-2012 06:04 PM #2
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    Dude, what the hell?
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  3. 04-26-2012 06:09 PM #3
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    Best laugh I had so far this week. Thanks! Whether it's true or not who knows. What I do know is that this story is funny. :P
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    Quote Originally Posted by millrace View Post
    Dude, what the hell?
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  6. 04-26-2012 06:28 PM #6
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    Thoroughly confused at the moment... Hinch just wants a piece of ass?
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  7. 04-26-2012 06:38 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitokiri View Post
    Best laugh I had so far this week. Thanks! Whether it's true or not who knows. What I do know is that this story is funny. :P
    Not my best this week but it was funny
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  8. 04-26-2012 06:39 PM #8
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    I think this is an attempt at humor that got in translation from the OP's language to English.
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  9. 04-26-2012 06:39 PM #9
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  11. 04-26-2012 08:12 PM #11
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    Putting this in Hurley's Wurld because if we put it in gonzoville it might be taken seriously...
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    Quote Originally Posted by sycon View Post
    First off let me state that I am not absolutely certain that this is 100% completely true. But the story is....



    After Bia's Sebring test she went back to the shop late to pick up a cell phone that she had left. When she got there she found Hinch, there alone, pouring plaster of paris into Bia's molded seat ! Words were exchanged and Hinch learned some Portuguese that isn't in the books.



    Apparently this isn't the first time something like this happened. When they were in St. Pete in lights together Bia discovered that Hinch had been following her around and making plaster casts wherever she sat in the sand and selling them as "a little bit-o-Bia" or something. She was livid and filed suit claiming that the "indentations" belonged to her.



    When Hinch was asked if he felt the suit was well founded he replied something unrepeatable here...



    Like I said.... this might not be true.

    Why would you post something that you don't know to be true?

    Just asking.
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    It's apparently a parody of an old story about Jackie O and Andy Warhol...
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    Its not even accidentally funny

    Some jokes just try too hard
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    Quote Originally Posted by doitagain View Post
    Putting this in Hurley's Wurld because if we put it in gonzoville it might be taken seriously...
    So I'm a less serious Gonzo? Umm ... thanks?
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    Quote Originally Posted by FTHurley View Post
    So I'm a less serious Gonzo? Umm ... thanks?
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    Quote Originally Posted by doitagain View Post
    It's apparently a parody of an old story about Jackie O and Andy Warhol...
    Ahh. A parody. How clever.

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    She did buy him Dinner last night............................

    also Marco and Ryan
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    Quote Originally Posted by ttturner68 View Post
    She did buy him Dinner last night............................

    also Marco and Ryan
    Doesn't she know that Michael is the one she has to buy dinner for if she wants to get on the team?
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    Quote Originally Posted by KevMcNJ View Post
    Its not even accidentally funny

    Some jokes just try too hard
    Yeah, I agree. If true it would be more disturbing than funny and if not true it would be pretty much pointless. And I think I have a sense of humor; yesterday someone told me I did in an email.
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    Quite a few pics of James and her on her official site.....
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