I'm going to the doctor to get fixed today.
My question is how do I explain to my eight-year-old son why daddy is spending his weekend on the sofa with a bag of frozen peas in his lap. He is extremely inquisitive, and is relentless in his questioning when he wants to know something. It's getting harder and harder to "fool" him so if I have a cover story it better be good.
Or do we go ahead and start the whole "birds and bees" thing? Second grade seems a little young.
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