"The number of threads by one poster in the OT is getting a little out of hand, IMHO. "
"In the land of freedom we are held hostage by the tyranny of political correctness...If we speak..we say it the wrong way; if we do not speak we are cowards…."
At first glance I thought the title of this thread was, "Taking Urinal Cakes". I was afraid we were going to learn that numb has a little clepto problem.
This harkens one of my favorite movie quotes ever - "Gonna introduce mr. thickdick to mr. urinal cake!"
"You make one **** of a caucasian Jackie." The Dude Lebowski
Can you subpoena them as defense witnesses?
Who gets to adjust the volume? Guess that guy sitting at the exit of the bathroom should be getting more than a quarter now.
Katharine's Legge is in the gravel!--Jenks
12-7-1941 Never, Never Forget 9-11-2001
I am so disappointed. When I clicked onto this thread I thought we were going to be discussing urinal cakes.
They should make one that takes a sample and does a quick test to reveal your BAC. Then it could really mock you if you're wasted... ".18? Don't fall in! Hey, you're getting more on your shoes than on me!".
A couple of other things they could say:
" Hey, buddy, don't throw toothpicks down here. The crabs can pole vault."
"You call that a (expletive)?"
Uncle Si for Pace Car Driver - 2013!!