...going to bed without a tuba. Neither are relevant to the task and hand, and both will probably just get in the way.
...going to bed without a tuba. Neither are relevant to the task and hand, and both will probably just get in the way.
"It was actually fun, because you're back fully driving again in these trucks. Ninety percent of the tracks we go to in the IRL, you're flat-out. I was having to lift off the corners some here." - Buddy Rice
..like WW II
Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati
Is it like wearing a raincoat in the shower?
...racing without right turns?
like tryn to boost yer ratings with reluctant roadracers
putting 19 cars on the track with only 4 real teams.
Eating a tenderloin without a tunafish chaser.
ouch, that one will leave a mark!Originally posted by indyracer56:
<STRONG>putting 19 cars on the track with only 4 real teams.
....drawing IUPUI in the NCAA tourney.
Willo
"If I believed in fairy tales, I never would have dropped out of Kindergarden"
...running Talladega without a restrictor plate.
going to a t-bar without your girlfriend/wife.
"Now, for some of you it doesn't matter. You were born rich and your going to stay rich. But here's my advice to the rest of you: Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down." -- Edward Blume
Racing on Bridgestones without being powered by Ford.
Going to war with France is like:
..having unprotected sex with Charlie Sheen.
..putting all of your 401K in MPH stock.
..cornering the market on the Falcon chassis.
..going for the pole with an Indy Chevy.
..letting Paul Tracy borrow your car.
..letting Bill Clinton date your sister.
..buying a hamburg in England.
..believing Chris Pook.
..trying to surf the web with a 286 computer with a 900 baud modem.
..asking Tony Stewart for advice on controlling your temper.
Originally posted by indyracer56:
<STRONG>Going to war with France is like:
..having unprotected sex with Charlie Sheen.
..putting all of your 401K in MPH stock.
..cornering the market on the Falcon chassis.
..going for the pole with an Indy Chevy.
..letting Paul Tracy borrow your car.
..letting Bill Clinton date your sister.
..buying a hamburg in England.
..believing Chris Pook.
..trying to surf the web with a 286 computer with a 900 baud modem.
..asking Tony Stewart for advice on controlling your temper.
going to war without the backing of those estute military advisors and general know-what's-best-for-everyone types.... the Dixie Chicks
going to a whiners convention without Mario!
Is it May yet?
Take me back to a world gone away-James Pankow
I believe Ross Perot used that line recently and said "that going to war without France is like going deer hunting without an accordian."
trac-champ:
Sorry, that was Donald Rum-a -dummy
My major malfunction is...I want the people I love and respect to live forever...The problem is...Life don't work that way...
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I understand it was Stormin' Norman Schwarzkopf.trac-champ:
Sorry, that was Donald Rum-a -dummy
Another quote, attributed to George Patton "I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one
behind me".
Remember, you are unique, just like everyone else.
. . . is like not wearing underpants.
It's all about freedom
....is like bathing once a week without the benefit of soap.
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