blew the lid off this
blew the lid off this
pop-stand. It's funny
when bad things happen to
good eggs. They smell like
victory! How does victory smell?
Like Media Boy after hot,
hot sauce is eaten by
three of the five Gabor
shoes.
And now, these messages...
from Dan Wheldon's shoe salesman.
Have a very blessed day!
Potato salad! You must have
it in your pants today!
If not, you DIE! And
an obelisk in your pants
is not a subtle euphamism
“I think some drivers must still think it’s Dan. They keep flipping me off.” - Dario Franchitti
especially for guys named Rod.
Todd gave Rod some sod
while Flanders said "Hidly ho!"
From beneath the radiator came
bubbling through, crude, Texas tea,
Melba Toast, Eggs Benedict and
BRAWNDO - THE THIRST MUTILATOR...IT'S GOT WHAT PLANTS CRAVE!
whispers at the bus stop
about Jennifer Aniston's latest
brain malfunction. 2 remaining cells
were last seen at Denny's
hidden inside a pancake of
gluttony-enducing proportions, topped with
forbidden pleasures. Ah, the mortification!
Oh the humidity! Can't turkeys
dance or sew like mommy?
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