as Sparkles Smiley Mc Phadden,
as Sparkles Smiley Mc Phadden,
to stock up on Schlitz.
But all he found was
empty shelves! Stupid college students.
These students were not prudent
about the rain in spain
“I think some drivers must still think it’s Dan. They keep flipping me off.” - Dario Franchitti
I guess its back to smoking pot again for the students....
The difference between right and wrong are as clear as night and day, but the color of justice is green. bFoOt
If they had checked, they
used more than five words
to describe Madeline Albright's beauty:
boop-boop, wadom-wadom, why don't choo!
Tutti-Fruitti is everybody's favorite
The Facts of Life character.
who had a breast reduction
No, wait, she had implants,
nuclear implants, hair-triggered, just
waiting in stand-by mode to
go make another payment on
the one dollar ninty-nine cent
dirty bomb launched via
signatures left in the post.
But Charo saved the day
for a while. Then lightning
came down to form a
damned ugly looking little baby.
"Wait" I exclaimed, that isn't
a Father's Day gift
Have a very blessed day!
a poor waif, its Baby
Huey Lewis and the News
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