Crazy Story (written by TFers)

[skypigeon]

for whom "BITE ME" was

[GoodStone1969]

the title of their autobiography

[Indy500Dude]

that skypigeon co-wrote.

[GoodStone1969]

Meanwhile, back at the ranch,

[mclarke]

the CART-right supporters discovered that

[skypigeon]

The Cosmic Death bit them

[PHJIndy]

on the nearest earlobe to

[GoodStone1969]

subvert the dominant paradigm, only

[mclarke]

the lonely vampire attempting to

[GoodStone1969]

do the lambada really cared.

[fivehundred2go]

On the other hand, none

[Media Boy]

of the marinated llama intestines

[racefanindy]

tasted as good as tenderloins.

[GoodStone1969]

...but better than White Castle.

[Media Boy]

My reflection reminds me of

[fivehundred2go]

someone I used to know.

[Media Boy]

His name was Larry and

[skypigeon]

-sigh- Before the Cosmic Death,

[mclarke]

Curly and Moe ensured that

[Media Boy]

the Democrats would control Congress.

[GoodStone1969]

Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches

[skypigeon]

saved us all from The

[fivehundred2go]

Great Gorey Gooey Goober Glob

[Media Boy]

of 1974. However, President Nixon

[Indy500Dude]

proclaimed, I am not a

[PHJIndy]

prude, and proceeded to prove

[Media Boy]

he could dance his @$$

[Shrub]

off while sitting on his

[PHJIndy]

mother's open toed shoes, while

[SeeUinMay]

in the corner, sat 27