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  1. 07-23-2010 10:56 PM #23671
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    fast women and pretty horses.
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    promptly slapped Media Boy, saying,
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    solid like RITTER'S FROZEN CUSTARD
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    . She showed her cantalope sized
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    with a pony. "Watch," he
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    slurred, as he poised above
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    the Stairway to the Stars.
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    "Hey, y'all, watch this!", he
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    never said, because only then
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    connected to his knee bone
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    and that isn't a "humorous."
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    Tune from the Ilio-tibial Band...



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    euphemisms like "doing the laundry"
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