Crazy Story (written by TFers)

**grogg** · 10-30-2003 04:14 PM

and saying, "no more photography for me."

**KnockOff** · 10-30-2003 05:23 PM

Linda deftly snatched the pair of Fruit of the Loom underwear from the bull's horn and

**Taxpayer** · 10-30-2003 05:40 PM

accepted the lifetime achievement award for the most gracious bow in

**KnockOff** · 10-30-2003 08:42 PM

the shadow of an obscenely large shift handle.

**PHJIndy** · 10-30-2003 09:11 PM

But one should never be caught shiftless

**richie** · 10-31-2003 08:16 PM

with an Aldo Nova CD playing while

**KnockOff** · 10-31-2003 11:17 PM

curb feelings strike sparks against a Compton curb.

**PHJIndy** · 11-01-2003 07:40 AM

the appetite of a turkey thief

**slinger** · 11-01-2003 08:51 AM

is never satisfied by chicken.

**fivehundred2go** · 11-01-2003 05:17 PM

The use of the left-over jack-o-lantern

**JBaiza** · 11-01-2003 05:29 PM

or a jack-a-rute for

**richie** · 11-01-2003 08:25 PM

a racing helmet would be controversial and

**grogg** · 11-01-2003 08:30 PM

smelly if used too long

**PHJIndy** · 11-01-2003 08:55 PM

for making pasta and

**richie** · 11-02-2003 02:56 PM

hot dog milkshakes for

**PHJIndy** · 11-02-2003 04:27 PM

communist hippies mired in

**fivehundred2go** · 11-02-2003 04:41 PM

the sacrificed brains of the pumpkin.

**PHJIndy** · 11-03-2003 09:52 PM

seed of the earth

**grogg** · 11-07-2003 09:27 AM

worms in the compost pile

**skypigeon** · 11-07-2003 10:37 AM

blood on the scarecrow,

**Ren Butler** · 11-07-2003 11:19 AM

snot on your upper lip,

**PHJIndy** · 11-07-2003 11:30 AM

cow patties on your shoes

**richie** · 11-07-2003 03:21 PM

and whistles in your nostrils are examples of

**fivehundred2go** · 11-08-2003 08:16 AM

a certain going out-of-business sale.

**rev-ed** · 11-10-2003 09:47 PM

But what you really want is

**PHJIndy** · 11-10-2003 09:59 PM

a size eleven

**richie** · 11-10-2003 10:44 PM

armpit-stained tanktop with

**fivehundred2go** · 11-11-2003 01:16 AM

long sleeves sporting ruffles along

**rev-ed** · 11-12-2003 02:20 PM

the northern shore of Lake

**skypigeon** · 11-12-2003 02:36 PM

Gitchagurry. Superior, they say, never

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