but all ages in between
but all ages in between
42 and 43, a lifetime
studying silvics and dendrology for
tree-loving phrenologists. Still, after
not before, but after. After!!!!!!
Yes, after, subsequent to, following
that we had to pee!
No, that's pea, as in
Swee' Pea, Popeye's beloved babe
proof that spinach doesn't improve
Have a very blessed day!
victims of genetic Cyclops Syndrome
but it does build muskels! (geh, geh, geh, geh)
"Oh, that's wimpy," expostulated
I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today
exclaimed Michael Bolton's nephew, who
If I were Ed Carpenter and you were a lady...
immediately had our pity. Still,
the nephew sounds better because
he refuses to gargle with
marbles in his mouth like
Pete Shelley on a real bender,
like rocks in a blender
or a time continuum bender!
My favorite family member is
the ugly red-head that
I stuffed in the dryer
just to watch him spin.
Spinning should be an Olympic
event, just like bowling and
Javelin Catching, which by the way,
Beanie and Cecil used to
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