and their eyes off legs
and their eyes off legs
BRAWNDO - THE THIRST MUTILATOR...IT'S GOT WHAT PLANTS CRAVE!
and to not shamefully beg
"I didn't hear a single comment about airboxes, "carbashians", or how terrible the car looked. I did see dozens and dozens of little kids in awe of the speed and how cool the cars looked. We should learn from our children."
--Danny Noonan
deviled eggs. Suddenly, without warning,
ThingsThatExplode broke into a song
and smoked a...oh nevermind
, Marlboros have that kind of
Have a very blessed day!
intense burning sensation, almost like
oregano or catnip, pointing to
our inability to laugh at
doilies that have been soaked
, placed in the Mayberry jailhouse,
Rock, everybody let's Rock
the boat--don't rock the
boat baby, rock the boat
ashore, Hallelujah. Michael row the
boat gently down the stream.
Trying to spell hors d'oeuvres
Gets upon my hors n'oeuvres
MaryLee, MaryLee, MaryLee, MaryLee, life
...I've loved them all. But
rowing upstream is difficult, even
in poop creek, without a
raison d'entendre. And who among
us eats raisins without smiling
shiney dentures, cleaned with bleach.
On the road for 40
cents cheaper gasoline being sold
by Gypsy caravans piloted by
rabid camels on acid, suddenly,
over the horizon rode Dirk
the Turk, son of Kirk
The Jerk, Navin R. Johnson,
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