Voting House Sweepstakes! At stake,
Voting House Sweepstakes! At stake,
continues to be how ripe
Have a very blessed day!
I smell after eating beans!
It takes a brave man to
ask for directions when lost
in his own backyard with
a map and GPS unit
"Each day well lived makes every yesterday a dream of happiness and every tomorrow a vision of hope. Look well therefore to this one day for it, and it alone, is life"
~ Sanskrit poem attributed to Kalidasa, "Salutation to the Dawn"
Brian's Wish
strapped to his John Deere
and his wife yapping away
into
his ear as he tried
to pound back a cold
Snapple Diet Peach Ice Tea
mixed with Pennzoil 10W40
to lube his exhaust port
, freshen his air port,
and add an extra porthole
to the port side of
his portly bride, a fetching
"I didn't hear a single comment about airboxes, "carbashians", or how terrible the car looked. I did see dozens and dozens of little kids in awe of the speed and how cool the cars looked. We should learn from our children."
--Danny Noonan
a porterhouse steak for him
from the Pacific Portland Princess
prior to posting proprietary ported
and eating portabella mushrooms
with prevaricating pralined parrot prawns
--an ex-parrot, at that--
probably put on the periphery
I hate it when people
use words from their sigs
about keeping up with Jones'
with their high defintion
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