golden belly-button ring. However,
golden belly-button ring. However,
it became infected
with koolaid-like spewage
linked to covert activities that
Have a very blessed day!
Menard was totally unaware of
the Johnny Lightning Special.
outa the mouth of babes
was revealed the name of
the real cause of everything:
The Velvet Underground, reunited and
with John Lydon on vocals,
dressed in burnt orange leisure suits
smoking Lucy Strikes while leering at the babydoll
then he shouted "show us your ****"
as William "The Refrigerator" Perry walked by
If I were Ed Carpenter and you were a lady...
chawing a Hardees™ Angus Thickburger™
which is actually made of
Cancer sucks.
hamhocks and tortilla chips
deep fried in the oil of
Witnessed Mario's "Miracle at Indy"...Watched 3 win their 4th Indy 500...Was there for Petty's 200th win...Saw the last Novi qualify
coconuts hand picked by topless native virgins and shipped
to a local hospital for further treatment.
Meanwhile, back at the asylum
Chris distracted the head nurse
and grabbed all the Oxycontin
but Nurse Rached found out.
"That's not candy!" she screamed,
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