in his underwear, Media Boy
in his underwear, Media Boy
exploded. But amazingly, his potato
is always admired by women
golfers and androgenous African elephants
whose droppings are simply
a delicacy in some countries
“I think some drivers must still think it’s Dan. They keep flipping me off.” - Dario Franchitti
sprinkled liberally upon
Have a very blessed day!
melba toast, then baked. Delicious.
But not as good as
skypigeon's back-hair sweaters, hand-crafted
in Bristol, Tennessee by
toothless, carrot-eating, foul mouth old
aardvark ranchers, most who look
uncomfortable when discussing tax law
while Media Boy licks his
chops, dreaming of devouring several
hours of reading the IRS
instruction to decuct potato salad
returning to the days of ignorant bliss..
from late 1850s returns. Suddenly,
Congress raised our taxes. Shocked,
Shannon Sharpe shouted,
"My underwear has potato salad
envy!" Immediately, Dr. Phil was
consulted to explain why saladbars
have neither salad nor bars
but has potato salad with
mango chutney sauce. Everyone loves
messing up their mother's
cousin's aunt's brother's nephew's dog's
Liberace Signature candleabra collection, but
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