all traces of the incident,
all traces of the incident,
brazenly you lost all inhibition
to display the results of
cold water, old-age and
a flat spare-tire around the
back, by the tool shed
where we keep the spleens.
You can never have enough.
You never know when a
“I think some drivers must still think it’s Dan. They keep flipping me off.” - Dario Franchitti
situation that includes the only
white person in Gary, Indiana,
could turn into a festival
of really, really bad dancing.
Speaking of Wayne Newton, he
thought he was Tom Jones
as the lights went out
in Georgia Tech's locker room
just before Codswallop got nuked.
Then, the unexpected happened.
The sun actually rose in
Have a very blessed day!
a vase full of sunflowers
and said, "Freakish the undulation."
The media was informed about
that new STD strain, characterized
by roses and sunflowers appearing
on Wayne Newton's backside. Fortunately,
beachfront was all that was
available to the masses of
Wayne Newton fans. Fig Newtons
, Wayne's son by Rosanne Arnold,
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