Crazy Story (written by TFers)

**mclarke** · 10-04-2008 11:04 AM

distribute to those fans who

**fivehundred2go** · 10-04-2008 11:19 AM

find it funny to have

**Media Boy** · 10-06-2008 09:38 AM

ten friends named, "Mervin" who

**Cant_hit_apex** · 10-06-2008 09:48 AM

are invisible to the rest

**StatMan** · 10-06-2008 05:20 PM

of the United States Congress.

**fivehundred2go** · 10-06-2008 05:23 PM

If "progress" is forward. "Congress"

**mclarke** · 10-06-2008 06:03 PM

is distinguished by its capital

**devowood** · 10-06-2008 06:53 PM

And the wiener goes to...

**PHJIndy** · 10-07-2008 10:23 AM

Jennifer Lopez, who's buns

**Cant_hit_apex** · 10-07-2008 10:41 AM

should have been taken out

**BroncoBilly84** · 10-08-2008 01:08 PM

and used as a trophy

**PHJIndy** · 10-09-2008 10:38 AM

bologna, sliced for the most

**Cant_hit_apex** · 10-09-2008 10:43 AM

active "trophy bologna" fan club

**mclarke** · 10-09-2008 12:48 PM

of Bologna, Italy, where dancing

**StatMan** · 10-09-2008 02:54 PM

used to be the epitome

**Media Boy** · 10-09-2008 03:14 PM

of hyperbole.

Usually on Thursday

**45 Below** · 10-09-2008 07:13 PM

large flocks of seagulls would

**skypigeon** · 10-09-2008 10:17 PM

strafe Codswallop with a disgusting

**SeeUinMay** · 10-09-2008 10:24 PM

acappella version of the hit,

**fivehundred2go** · 10-10-2008 05:21 AM

NEVER ON SUNDAY.

As the

**PHJIndy** · 10-12-2008 02:31 PM

World Turns, every other revolution

**skypigeon** · 10-12-2008 02:58 PM

is fronted by Prince, who

**Gomer Simpson** · 10-12-2008 03:19 PM

once was a frog, until

**fivehundred2go** · 10-12-2008 04:17 PM

the spill broke the spell.

**PHJIndy** · 10-13-2008 05:07 PM

I spels sew gude thet

**mclarke** · 10-13-2008 07:02 PM

the govermint apinted me to

**PHJIndy** · 10-14-2008 05:52 PM

lay tracks completely down the

**skypigeon** · 10-14-2008 07:14 PM

infinite chasm of finite reality.

**fivehundred2go** · 10-14-2008 11:47 PM

As the sun set slowly,

**skypigeon** · 10-15-2008 06:16 AM

the Eternal Finite Penguin said,

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