Crazy Story (written by TFers)

**Ann Dretti** · 10-28-2008 09:54 AM

we'll all be dead by

**Cant_hit_apex** · 10-28-2008 10:02 AM

noon, unless we immediately soak

**skypigeon** · 10-28-2008 10:28 AM

our heads in chicken fat.

**430** · 10-28-2008 11:19 AM

Then pre-heat the oven

**fivehundred2go** · 10-28-2008 05:10 PM

to 14 degrees F before

**Ann Dretti** · 10-28-2008 09:25 PM

licking the cheese grater clean

**PHJIndy** · 10-29-2008 10:54 AM

then Mr. Clean, Mrs. Clean

**mclarke** · 10-29-2008 11:54 AM

boarded the Mars landing craft

**Cant_hit_apex** · 10-29-2008 12:07 PM

with three drastically oversized bags

**devowood** · 10-29-2008 02:09 PM

and charged $50 per bag

**fivehundred2go** · 10-29-2008 11:40 PM

while they were placed on

**PHJIndy** · 10-30-2008 08:56 AM

their backsides, as they departed

**rev-ed** · 10-30-2008 11:05 AM

the Clinton Library. Oily-haired salesmen

**mclarke** · 10-30-2008 11:35 AM

wearing blue suede shoes, offered

**Cant_hit_apex** · 10-30-2008 12:08 PM

sensible options for woefully inadequate

**rev-ed** · 10-30-2008 04:03 PM

aerosol cans spraying bits of

**430** · 10-30-2008 04:35 PM

green eggs and ham

**cheeseczar** · 10-30-2008 07:11 PM

.

**fivehundred2go** · 10-30-2008 07:37 PM

They tasted like a great

**cheeseczar** · 10-30-2008 07:47 PM

and wonderful, yet

**skypigeon** · 10-30-2008 07:50 PM

abhorrent, fluke of the universe.

**Cant_hit_apex** · 10-31-2008 08:30 AM

But when smoked,

**mclarke** · 10-31-2008 10:47 AM

dried banana skins hardly ever

**PHJIndy** · 10-31-2008 03:48 PM

stay lit long enough to

**skypigeon** · 10-31-2008 05:02 PM

be any fun. Party poopers!

**fivehundred2go** · 10-31-2008 10:03 PM

The most wonderful time of

**mclarke** · 10-31-2008 11:36 PM

your life is waiting at

**fivehundred2go** · 11-01-2008 08:46 AM

the two-holer sitting out behind

**mclarke** · 11-02-2008 10:11 AM

the underground reptile research station

**fivehundred2go** · 11-02-2008 08:36 PM

used to examine the results

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