faster than a speeding bullet
faster than a speeding bullet
Have a very blessed day!
proof windshield protecting the greatest
breaded pork tenderloin from the
jealous Tamale of Doom, enabling
grandpa and grandma to get
ready for the grandkid's tall
tale about a tenderloin that
so big, it made Dolly Parton's
mother say, "Get me that
thang, boogie chile!" Which is
latin for the most serious
type of yeast infection resulting
Romeo is dying Juliet! Jump!
Roth immediately left, ignoring the
pain from his arthritic
ear lobes as they hung
shingles from the depths of
despair due to lack of
In-n-Out burgers and
Out-and-In and Out
Houses lined up along the
yellow brick road of bricks
thrown Krazy Kat-like to
protest the goofiest holiday: National
Sniff a Fish Taco Day
sponsored by Ignatz the Rat.
Witnessed Mario's "Miracle at Indy"...Watched 3 win their 4th Indy 500...Was there for Petty's 200th win...Saw the last Novi qualify
Someday we'll realize that rubber
baby buggy bumpers
are national treasures and should
used only as
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