back to the on-track action,
back to the on-track action,
it appears that Vitor is
never going to win a
fashion show, but he is
originally from Rising Sun and
still, somehow, speaks Portuguese
with a Maryland accent!
This proved quite astonishing to
The cheese heads in Wisconsin!
And hordes of Hurryin' Hoosiers
trying to find their immodium
Have a very blessed day!
Recap Pages 1-6
All was quiet at Indianapolis until Mario went flying overhead in an flying saucer Presented by Bridgestone but not powered by Ford! It was truly a sight as Mario zoomed past the giant Robin Miller billboard crew chief Clark Griswold said "I saw a foam board!" And the latrine officer said, "Mario Sucks, AJ's a driver" Mario came down to earth My name Tony Kanaan You wrecked my race car Prepare to die and you are not a skydiver! Meanwhile, Scheckter commandeered the saucer, from Cheever, the flosser (under the influence of Chaucer) What happened to Mario? He whined and whined all the way home Meanwhile, BlueStang kissed Helio's sister next day, discovered a blister on his little finger that swelled as big as Tony Kanaan's nose, until he stepped on rancid Rachel's potato chips! Jon de Vries saw all this and laughed and all of a sudden his thingy fell off the trophy case. but Larry Curry still Bunny slippers upon the feet of a Trim Spa girl went completely unnoticed for days until she ate ravioli. and spilled some on her soiled mittens! The ravoili was cooked by Chez Bubba's fine smoker Delete...PHJ's is better. of a '52 Hudson. As for her Kermit tattoo How low does it go! Sarah Fisher told her good girls do go fast. Bad girls do it sloooooooooowly. Except when PT lies about a 500 victory Depends where Kermit's tongue is relative to the position of the waistband on her That lucky Kermit! Leaves a nasty taste though. Then appeared the cold sores. Be careful in a spa full of ramen noodles. I'm a Yankee noodle dandy! She sang, while fiddling with Her "G" string She loved that guitar just like his cigar with Carl Haas on drums. And Newman brought the dressing. which they poured on her open-face helmet. And it oozed down her HANS device. Right into her Wonder Bra. Then, A.J. said "!@#$^*^*&, boy! That's a mess!" As his grandson tragically looked to the right, at the rapidly approaching concrete, As Jim Reeves sang "Hello Walls" Helio fell off the fence. Into a big vat of steaming White Castles, which repulsed the Trim Spa girls who then flocked to BlueStang Who didn't know how to choose just one of them And so Blue Stang lost his ability to concentrate clearly. Which was regrettable, since he really needed to choose just one of them then the universe was destroyed. we thought, until Chris Pook saved the day and spent all the money on everything in sight, including knee-high boots for his grandmother. "Sweatin' to the Oldies" Volumes 1, 2, & 4 and a thong. he thought he bought it for a thong when something went completely wrong now everybody sing along the Disco Duck song. Pook said, "LOOK AT ME! I'm the Disco... But then A.J. hit him right across the lips He whined like a girl to his shareholders Who offered him a quarter for those knee-high boots. Dale Coyne suggested A ride buy deal to live in the annals of eternity as Fabrizio Barbazza saw a burr in his backside which caused a debris caution. The debris on the track was the result of a 1990 Chevy Geo which, for some strange reason, was turbocharged beyond the reasonable ability of any human being to run alongside of any living being that eats lots of tenderloins daily. But the truth, as always, is that Racin Gardner was the brother of Hulk Hogan who is cheating with Buddy Ebsen which caused Race Control to tell Bruno he looked like Billy Idol when he does his Rebel Yelling with a chorus of crows and lemmings who have white weddings. Alas, next year Sam will be a taxi driver and Jodie Foster, aghast, will throw the green flag at Roger Penske, who asked, "You talkin' to me?" Dean Hall joined in and he asked, how much wood can a woodchuck chuck if sucked into an airplane engine. Because while eagles might fly Falcons never even take off.
after Checkered Hugs reminded everybodyOriginally posted by PHJIndy
trying to find their immodium
what a long, strange trip it's been
to page 100 of this thread
Where do we go now
Bush: Quagmire Accomplished
Let's go towards the light!
after we take a bite
The stream would lose its beautiful melody if it weren't for the rocks.
of rich key lime pie
being eaten by
blue-bottle flies
methodically tearing away at the
underbelly of the beast when
the last piece of Mario's
car floated gently down from
the devils deep dark cavern
(the devil, who is really
annoyed by the length of
debris yellows that seem to
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