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    Red face Why Kobe Bryant is still married.

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    I wondered the same thing myself!

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    My wife has given me permission to have an affair. All I need to do is give her a $4 million ring in return.

    So, if I give up Starbucks 5 days a week, that would save me $15 per week. At that rate it should only take me 5128 years to come up with the money.
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    There is no other reason. She knows where the bread is for her butter
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    If she's gonna wear that "Permanent reminder of a temporary feeling" then she needs to pay somebody to do those nails...

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    Dogring made the call. She won't find anybody else who can provide for her like Kobe, and Kobe can give a huge ring or a he can give her all the money in a divorce settlement. same with magic and his wife when he got AIDS.

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    Originally posted by PIGSKINPETE
    Dogring made the call. She won't find anybody else who can provide for her like Kobe, and Kobe can give a huge ring or a he can give her all the money in a divorce settlement.
    Sad that it usually comes down to that.
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    I belive the topic title is wrong...

    It should be WHY MRS. BRYANT IS STILL MARRIED!!!

    But can you imagine looking at that rock and remembering for which "anniversary" you received it?
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    Yeah, boy.
    If I had a butt-ugly wife like that, I'd be messin' around on her too.
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    Yeah she's still with him now but as he's dropped from all his endorsement contracts and the money starts to dwindle, DON'T be surprised if she walks...

    He's officially been dropped by Nutella (the Italian chocolate spread) and the company stated it was due to the case. Apparently more sponsors will be dropping him because of "Morality Clauses" and "Lawsuit/Criminal Clauses" that make up the fine lines of each contract.

    Any of our drivers want to clue us in on how those work and if there are any loopholes out of them???

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    She wears a rock like that on her finger then she wears that black bracelet she bought at a 7/11. Oh fashion police.
    Last edited by grogg; 08-06-2003 at 04:34 AM.

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    She now owns him - lock, stock, and diamond - err barrel, the one he is over because he wasn't shooting baskets.
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    Originally posted by comfortably numb
    But can you imagine looking at that rock and remembering for which "anniversary" you received it?
    I just noticed that it is not on her left hand... I wonder what the engagement/wedding set looks like?

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