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    Flatulence forces plane to land

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061206...ane_passing_gas

    Flatulence forces plane to land Tue Dec 5, 9:07 PM ET



    NASHVILLE, Tenn. - It is considered polite to light a match after passing gas. Not while on a plane.



    An American Airlines flight was forced to make an emergency landing Monday morning after a passenger lit a match to disguise the scent of flatulence, authorities said.

    The Dallas-bound flight was diverted to Nashville after several passengers reported smelling burning sulfur from the matches, said Lynne Lowrance, spokeswoman for the Nashville International Airport Authority. All 99 passengers and five crew members were taken off and screened while the plane was searched and luggage was screened.

    The FBI questioned a passenger who admitted she struck the matches in an attempt to conceal a "body odor," Lowrance said. She had an unspecified medical condition, authorities said.

    "It's humorous in a way but you feel sorry for the individual, as well," she said. "It's unusual that someone would go to those measures to cover it up."

    The flight took off again, but the woman was not allowed back on the plane. The woman, who was not identified, was not charged in the incident.




    Kind of gives new meaning to the words "stopping for gas".....

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    That is outstanding.

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    Always ask the gate attendant to pull your finger before boarding.
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    Or, on a hot day at high field elevation, offer to sit on the wing during takeoff to provide extra thrust.
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    I was not on that flight
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    "Factory Explosion in Milwaukee" & "Flatulence forces plane to land."

    Two back to back threads. Hmmm. Wonder if there's a connection?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dog-ring
    I was not on that flight
    Yes... make sure to get that out there before the DNA results come in.

    On the Phillips Phile yesterday they were taslking about this and someone asked why did they not let her back on the plane... her episode had to be over by then??

    Jim roared in laughter as he said; "she wasn't kept off the plane for farting... she was kept off the plane for lighting matches."




    Maybe you had to be listening?

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    That just plain stinks!
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    I guess I don't understand the need for matches. I mean, walking down the aisle "crop dusting" your fellow passengers is part of the fun of flying.

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    Samuel L Jackson is already lined up to do the Movie version "Flatulence on a Plane" "Everybody listen up we've got to put a barrier between us and the Flatulence!"
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    I nicknamed my old boss "Phartacus", he distantly resembles Kirk Douglas, and sounds like an Evinrude at full song every day at 4:00pm.

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    It could have been Defender though............he has been known to do that on airplanes...............

    Sparky, can they get DNA from a phart?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dog-ring
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    Sparky, can they get DNA from a phart?
    That depends. (no pun intended)








    There's several ways I could go with this...

    answer #1: From what I've heard... from one of yours, no problem.

    answer #2: Well even some of us old ones are known to still be functional enough to do that... leave some of our DNA behind.
    Last edited by Whosyer-Sparkplug; 12-07-2006 at 04:17 PM.

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    This would make a GREAT movie....

    Well, okay, no it wouldn't. But it would make a great preview.

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    Couldn't she just cracked open the window a bit?
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    Quote Originally Posted by dog-ring
    I was not on that flight
    But were you on the previous flight in that plane?
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